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Who is turning L.A.’s Asian-loving black men into zombies and/or murdering them? Why doesn’t Mr. Marcus *69 Ange Venus before following her phone calls into an evil sex trap warehouse? Is Coco Velvett really Asian? Learn this and more as we finally review the aptly titled “Asia Noir 6.”

Asia Noir 6: Evil Sex Trap!

Trent (Mr. Marcus) wakes up in his own body, uncertain of who he is. He sees only the slick suit, the police badge, and the sidearm. He’s in a bad part of Los Angeles, the kind where dreams don’t come true, and he’s getting drunk-dialed by a mostly incoherent Oriental Black Widow (Ange Venus), who beckons the amnesiac into her evil sex trap warehouse.

Her evil sex trap warehouse, I add, where things aren’t as they seem. Sex is happening there. Black men on Asian women sex (Dick James and Lana Violet). And does Mr. Marcus start having flashbacks? Does he know, now, why he’s here?

Asia Noir 6, like the best low-budget porn movies, succeeds because it follows certain rules and does not stray from its own economy. For example, most of the important dialogue is in voiceover, which Marcus delivers convincingly, a late-night DJ mixed with a dude you don’t want to mess with.

The noir aspect is also not overwhelming. Director David Aaron Clark realizes that the audience has to see (please tell this to Wicked Pictures), so the noir is more in the mood and the skin tone of the performers than in the lighting.

In the evil sex trap warehouse, Marcus stumbles on a sexual encounter. His LAPD instincts returning, he mostly watches. But when it looks as if things will get ugly for the Destiny, he acts. But the girl disappears, and now Marcus has murdered Dick James.

Meanwhile, Ange Venus continues her cryptic phone calls. Myself, I would have fled, but Marcus is dogged and patient. He continues patrolling the evil sex trap warehouse until he finds Coco Velvett, who is a secretary “down the hall.” Spookily, Velvett’s hair is down on one floor and up on the next. Ange Venus’ dialogue coach must have been handling the continuity.

Velvett fills Marcus in on what goes on in the building. There’s an Import/Export business on this floor and a porn studio, Velvett whispers, in the basement. Marcus gets himself down there fast, where he meets Myla Montez, who doesn’t have to try too hard to seduce him.

I am not making excuses here, but the awkward readings of heightened dialogue by some of the actresses gently nudges the overall creepiness of the movie. It is rare that bad line readings in a serious porn movie actually work. But here they serve to increase Marcus’ -pardon the pun- disorientation. When working with a limited budget, any tool in the shed is helpful.

Upstairs, a frightened Velvett has dreams about Marcus, even as he works on Montez below (so “below” is Marcus’ work on Montez that she doesn’t take her shirt off). But girls keep disappearing after they’ve been serviced by black men in this movie, and Montez vanishes.

Marcus gets dressed and finds Velvett being throttled by Destiny, a strap-on succubus. He’s not a very good cop. Must call William Bratton and tell him that there’s a homicide detective in L.A. letting nice girls get strapped by ghosts.

Destiny, Montez, and Venus are, you see, an evil ghostly trinity bent on vengeance for a crime Trent committed in the conscious world.

When Trent finally figures it out, things have gone irretrievably creepy, and it is too late. He discovers the part he has played, and why he is at least partly responsible for the events. Of course, the vindictive spirits might have forgiven him, but vengeance is a bitch.

Studio: Metro
Director: David Aaron Clark
Cast: Ange Venus, Mr. Marcus, Coco Velvett, Destiny, Lana Violet, Myla Montez, Dick James

Review by: Gram Ponante

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· Metro (metrointeractive.com)
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Original post by Gram Ponante

When we saw the trailer and drop dead nasty photos from photographer Dave Naz’s upcoming film “L.A. Lust”, we just had one question for the man who put it all together. You see, he’s got the cutest and sexiest (and most adoring and willing to spread on camera) girlfriend in Porn Valley, Ashley Blue. Last year, he published “L.A. Bondage”, one of the most fappable bondage books to ever cross our desks. And he gets pretty much all of our crotch-tightening lust objects to strip, get tied up, clearly enjoy being fucked or licked or deliciously tortured… and then photographs them, down to the last drop. So we just had to ask: dude, is your lens huge or what!?

See exactly why we’re drooling over Naz’s new work in our exclusive “L.A. Lust” preview gallery (including Ashley Blue, Madison Young, Ben English, and Mr. Marcus) after the jump.

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· “L,A. Lust” (DVD info @ shop.private.com)

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Previously: Dave Naz’s “LA Bondage” Gallery, Deeper Inside Ashley Blue Than You Ever Thought Possible

Original post by Violet Blue

This week in New York a whole crowd of East Coast smartypants-types made their way into the auditorium at the New School for Social Research to check out a sneak peek of “Afrodite Superstar”, the debut film in Candida Royalle’s new Femme Chocolat line. All the films in the line will be made by women of color and feature people of color in the cast—and none will feature box cover copy that includes phrases like “juicy booty” or “phat taco”. Hopefully their absence will not confuse those fans who rely on porn copy writers to let them know what a movie is about.

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What the movie is about is a young lady named Afrodite, played with humor and (gasp!) acting skill by Simone Valentino, who gets transformed from a black American princess into a gangsta rapper overnight after meeting a sexy producer named CEO (played by the ever-smooth Mr. Marcus). Besides all the hotness and chemistry between performers, the plot is really engaging, and we don’t even feel the need to add on the disclaimer “for a porno movie” at the end of that sentence.

Though the version screened at the New School was mostly softcore for the tender sensibilities of the intellectual crowd, the flashes of flesh we did see were very enticing indeed, especially the finale scene featuring a sizzling coupling between Simone Valentino and Mr. Marcus that actually made us utter the word “Sweet!” out loud in a dark and quiet movie theater. It’s not often you see two performers laughing and enjoying themselves during a sex scene instead of making faces like they’re slaughtering a suckling pig, but Simone and Marcus delivered and then some. Reports that they continued with the hanky panky after the cameras stopped rolling have been confirmed. -AR

· Femme Chocolat (femmechocolat.com)
· Candida Royalle (candidaroyalle.com)

Original post by Fleshbot