Newseater - Adult Edition

Are you worried that your sex sessions aren’t lasting as long as they should? Not in the “premature celebration” sense, but more in the “dang, I’m exhausted! I need a nap!” sense. The problem is that you are out of shape, Tubby, and you to get your big butt to the gym for some squat thrusts. Seriously, Fatso, dropping a few pounds and improving your cardiovascular conditioning will drastically increase the duration and quality of your “workouts.” Take this obviously fit couple who can throw each other around for thirty whole minutes, which must be some sort of record. Remember to stretch properly, though, unless you want some sensitive area to get pulled.

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· “Athletic Sex” (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

The beautiful women of World Wrestling Entertainment (not to be confused with the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling) have a long and healthy relationship with Playboy magazine. And by that, we mean that pretty much everyone of them has appeared naked on their pages at some point. So which one kicked the most ass, so to speak? While most of their disputes can be fairly settled inside the squared circle, this one can only be determined by the fairest judge of all—the internet. And then if they want to maybe debate it further in one of their sport’s famous “lingerie matches,” that would be fine too.

· Which WWE Diva (past & present) looks best naked? (on205th.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Advertising is such a subtle art form that you may not have realized that the “box” this ad is referring is actually the little one that has been Photoshopped in front of this lady’s vagina. You see, because “box” is a euphemism for vagina! Aren’t you glad we’re here to explain these things? (Copyranter)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

The mayor of Arlington, Oregon, was recalled (by three votes) because of a “scandalous” photo posted on her MySpace page. What’s crazier: That a mayor has a MySpace page, that anyone cares, or that she could grate cheese on those washboard abs? Bet she makes your mayor look like a creampuff. (katu.com, via Jezebel)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

There’s so much to appreciate about baby faced 29-year-old Brazilian cutie Ricardo Guerrerio in the new issue of Flavamen — the killer body, the extensive ink work, the nice-sized piece — that we have a hard time understanding why he’s so critical of some of his best attributes: “I think it’s too small,” he says of that perfect ass of his. “But I’ve gotten some compliments on it.” Turns out that he’s taking some of those compliments to heart, at least where getting more tattoos is concerned: “I think I am about done, actually. I don’t want too many on my legs, and my first love has forbidden me to get any on my ass. We’re still good friends, and he claims that my ass is my best feature — and that he will kill me dead if I ‘ruin’ it with artwork.” Check out more of Ricardo’s best features for yourself after the jump.

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· Ricardo Guerrerio @ Flavamen (previews and membership tour @ flavamen.com; see also Flavamen Winter 2007)

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Previously: Cristiano @ FlavaMen, Ruff Ryder @ Flavamen, Meet Richard @ Flavalife, Marcelo and Rod @ Flavalife

Original post by Rod McCollum