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It’s the last day of May and we couldn’t resist one more celebratory wank to send National Masturbation Month out in style. It’s been quite a ride, hasn’t it? Remember all those good times we had … alone in our room, with no one to hold on to but ourselves. That’s why we like to think of the girl in this webcam session as a symbol of all you. It’s a little known secret, but we usually fantasize about our readership during our most intimate moments and almost all of you do, in fact, look like young Brazilian women with deep tan lines. (In our heads, anyway.) We’ll keep this image with us as we suffer through these next 11 grueling months without self-reflection. Oh who are we kidding? This is a year-long celebration and it’s a pretty good bet that everyone will be “honoring” it 365 days a year. Wait, isn’t 2008 a leap year? Bonus!

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· Brazilian Webcam masturbation (Shufuni)

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In theory, masturbation is all about you. You touch yourself where you want, when you want, and how you want, until you get exactly what you want. Still, we can’t escape that feeling that some part of Syvette Wimberly is just doing this for the people. She knows you’re watching, and not only does she not care, for her it’s kind of the point. We hope it doesn’t ruin the magic to know that she knows that you know what she’s doing, but we think it’s a nice gesture that she’s this touchy-feely stuff is for you as much as it is for her. The look on her face shows just how proud she is of her, uh … handiwork.

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· "Rub that Snatch !!" (PornoTube)
· Earl Miller (earlmiller.com)

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As we said, our month-long wankfest is nearing its dramatic conclusion, so we’re going to milk this sucker (so to speak) for all it’s worth. Today we bring you the well-manicured stylings of babelog stalwart Alison Angel who takes you deep inside her world—and a surprisingly clean public restroom—to show you how she treats herself to a good time. Please keep any comments about “lending her a hand” to yourself. We’ll handle the bad puns around here, thank you very much.

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· Masturbation WC with Cam (XXXUploads)
· Alison Angel (alisonangel.com)

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One of the goals of National Masturbation Month, now moving towards its thundering climax, is to remove the stigma and shame associated with the act itself. Who among us hasn’t at one time or another felt like poor Ricky, trying to save face after being discovered in the most intimate of intimate moments. How humiliating! (We think. The kid’s got a pretty good poker face, actually.) On the other hand, no one among us can possibly know how Ricky feels after hearing his mother’s reaction, because no mother on Earth has ever given this speech. Despite how it looks, this is not the set up for the latest sequel to Taboo, but it is actually someone’s sick idea of the proper response to walking into your kid’s room without knocking. The more appropriate—and more likely—technique is to run from the room horrified and never speak of it again, as Pheobe Cates wisely demonstrates in the only reason anyone remembers "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." After all, if masturbation stopped being dirty and forbidden, what would be the fun of it?

· Caught In The Act (YouTube, via hustlerworld.com)

After the jump, Pheobe’s famous pool scene, plus a bonus collection of other "Great Moments in Self-Gratification" from film and TV.

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· Phoebe Cates - Fast Times At Ridgemont High (metacafe.com)
· 12 Great Moments In “Self-Gratification” (cottonandsand.com)

Previously: Rachel Kramer Bussel: How Do You Like It?, Masturbation Intervention: Know When To Say When, National Masturbation Month: A Hands-On Guide, That 70’s Porn: Time Traveling Through Smut, Journey Without Clothes: Kay Parker on "Taboo"

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Memorial Day Weekend means that May—also known as National Masturbation Month—is almost over. That’s right—only one week left to jerk off! As we approach the end of this most selfish of celebrations, we asked writer, editor and Magic Wand enthusiast Rachel Kramer Bussel to sit down and tell what she thinks is so great about the sport and also share some personal preferences for playing solitaire. Strangely enough, it took us the better part of the month to find someone willing to discuss the love of a lifetime so frankly and openly (and on camera). It shouldn’t be such a big deal to admit to doing what everyone else in the world does with such gusto, but kudos to Rachel anyway for taking the bullet. What about your trusty Fleshbot editors, you ask? Hey, mind your own business!

· Rachel Kramer Bussel (rachelkramerbussel.com)

Previously: Masturbate-A-Thon 2007: Still Coming For A Cause, Masturbation Intervention: Know When To Say When, National Masturbation Month: A Hands-On Guide, Party Report: Rachel Kramer Bussel Is Not On Top, Rachel Kramer Bussel’s Kinky Blog Tour

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