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Back when having sex with a porn star was something I dreamed of (a distant fantasy, rather than a frighteningly real possibility), I would watch Christi Lake’s videos and drift into Sweet Imagination.

Christi was a tall drink of water, a lanky 5’9”, 34-24-34-framed vixen, who started doing porn at the age of 31 – we would call her a MILF these days – who was more than just a porn star; she had sex with her fans on film – had, in fact, a whole series of films in which she banged the daylights out of lucky people who wrote her (that was before e-mail) and said “Me next, please, Christi!” It was always a revelation to watch her in her “Fan Fuxxx” series, knowing that there, but for the grace of the balls to come out and ask, went I. Men, women, couples – Christi was the great leveler of the late nineties.

She wasn’t too made up and big-haired and fancy to imagine having sex with, like some of the unattainable glamour girls of her day, had a natural C-cup in the heyday of the bolt-on. Nor was she a skanky, low-rent hooker, like the amateur girls you saw some of the pro-am guys performing with. Christi was pretty and sweet and lively and sexy and dirty. So even though I never wrote her a letter and it’s too late now, since she’s out of the business and pursuing other projects, here’s a short note: Happy 48th birthday, Christi Lake!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Christi Lake at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Christi Lake’s movies (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

Uh-oh! It looks like Phoenix Ray forgot to put dinner on the table! Guess we should have warned her before we came home with company in tow, because she forgot to put on all her clothes, too…well, actually, if we really lived with Phoenix, we wouldn’t mind if she hung around the house in lingerie all the time—in fact, we’d encourage it. Phoenix can dress however she likes as far as we’re concerned—especially today, because it’s her birthday.

Phoenix, wherever she is, turns 27 today. She hasn’t been in the adult business for a couple of years, but we have many fond memories of this lanky 5’7 blonde with the perfect 36-24-36 figure and those delightful natural C-cup boobs. If we had her here, we’d give her our love and a bang on the ear, and something nice like a motorized fucking machine. Oh, wait – it looks like someone gave her at least one last year…

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Phoenix Ray at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Phoenix Ray’s movies (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

Our Little Lupe is all grown up; the littlest porn star of all is no longer just stripping down and climbing aboard giant bones on her own site—she’s graduated to working for Private, and she’s also left behind a little of her girlish innocence, having shed her darling buds for a brand-new boob job.

It is safe to say that everybody likes boobs^TM. But Lupe should have let us know she was 1.) going to change her name, and 2.) going up some cup sizes so that we could alert our transition team.

Because, quite frankly, we feel both disappointed that another lovely pair of unspoiled natural tits is forever gone, and also that it’s nice to be able to look at Lupe—now Zuleidy—and sprout wood without feeling too Humbert Humbert-esque. And that’s just a little confusing.

· Private Film (private.com)
· Buy Little Lupe’s Movies (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera’s naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ‘boob—um, the ‘bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate their full, lush gravity and…well.

All those things we could do for days and days. So lots of pictures of them are great for us, and her many movies are even better. But there are other parts to a woman. Internet, take heed. Do you know how many Google image search pages we had to cruise before we found a decent picture of her ass?

More than she has had birthdays.

· Cassandra Calogera at IAFD.com (www.IAFD.com)
· Buy “Cassandra Calogera’s movies” (www.gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

Are the days of the free, public nudity of our favorite hippie Fleshbot Crush Object Sequoia Redd in jeopardy? Well, we think whoever’s telling her she’s not allowed to dance naked for the Tequesta Drum Circle and that “They probably won’t let you in if they recognize you. (…) as the event has grown in popularity, is open to the public and particuarly that there are children present” is either a prude on the prowl or someone who simply can’t handle the kind of jiggly beauty our girl contributes to such an event. But we’re still standing behind Redd’s right to display her naked yumminess anywhere she wants. Especially if that’s where the best view happens to be. (sequoiaredd.net)

Original post by Violet Blue