“Hose On Hoes”: Because Nothing Beats Off A Great Pair of Legs [Today In Hosiery]
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While we know that headline makes no sense, pantyhose enthusiasts are well-served by this Nautica Thorn production, as the hose both stays on and yields to the Sapphic whims of ten stockinged pornstresses, who do everything they can to get past the mesh to the flesh.
Ice La Fox, Whitney Stevens, Whitney Fears, Alyssa Reece, Renae Cruz, Abbey Brooks, Charli Laine, Karlie Montana, Ann Marie, and Gianna Lynn are beautiful eye candy in this movie, co-directed by Nautica Thorn and Payaso.
My only beef with this film (other than the fact that Thorn isn’t in it herself) is the camera work. It is so fluidly filmed that the camera does not linger on a person or part long enough. This is a crime because everyone looks so good. A true hosiery fan would be happy that each performer is wearing and tearing her hose throughout her scene, but could be disappointed that the camera does not love them enough.
Maybe Nautica wanted us to not forget her.
Special kudos to the arresting boxcover artwork and to the punny, funny title itself. Looking forward to “Rapes by Rakes” (simulated, of course).
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Original post by Gram Ponante
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