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Somewhere back along the Hustler productions timeline, the powers that be made the decision to take their wildly successful “Barely Legal” line and just go hog wild. Since that time, they’ve experimented with everything from runaways to Latinas to camp counselors—they even went interactive! And now, with the release of “Barely Legal Back in the Saddle,” it would appear that they’ve finally given into public demand (or someone’s demand, at least) and gone… country western?

Famed widow Erica McLean corrals an amazing cast of cuties together with the Zen calm of a woman who’s very accustomed to herding pussy. Fiery lesbian princess and noted heartbreaker Jayme Langford tussles hard between the sheets with eager beaver Kimber Lace, igniting our imaginations and branding themselves on our hearts with a blazing hot iron of lust. Likewise, sweet supple young Jenny Hendrix gets rodeo fucked by Nick Manning, making those oh-so-soulful pouty faces, bucking like a wild bronco, and demanding more the whole time. Add to that some exemplary performances from dainty debutantes Leah Livingston, Maya Hills, and Trisha Rey, and you have all the makings of another hit release from LFP.

Our only disappointment is that, despite tagging the front of the box with slogans like “Ride him, cowgirl!” and “Ain’t no one trick pony’,” no one in the production thought to tell us that they’d been “rode hard & put away wet.” Well, we suppose there’s always next time.

“Barely Legal Back in the Saddle” releases this week from Hustler Video. Giddyup!

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· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

What better time to celebrate America’s pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer’s Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? “Bad News Bitches 3″ hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original “Debbie Does Dallas” in its misguided attention to a plot when people like Penny Flame, Amber Rayne, and Rachel Roxxx running around in baseball jerseys and short shorts will do.

That our crack Photoshop team had to graft a baseball onto someone’s peen will probably give you an idea of how much baseball is in this movie.

The Bad News Bitches must thwart the machinations of the thwarted rival of episodes 1 and 2 by any means necessary. As you can imagine, not much baseball is played throughout the movie, and there are no Belladonna-style scenes of unconventional bat placement, but older porn fans might appreciate this movie’s similarity to the plot-heavy, good v. evil porn flicks of yore, just with more implants and less hair.

Admirable attention to detail includes “Bad News Bitches” t-shirts as well as location filming at an actual baseball diamond and aerial shots of Dodger Stadium.

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· Pink Kitty Video (xxxjuicy.com)
· Buy “Bad News Bitches 3″ (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

When we tell you that a comedy website created a video about directing porn movies, there are very few possible outcomes. But what we couldn’t predict about Matty Kirsch’s visit (in a pith helmet!) to the set of the not-very-overhyped “It Ain’t the Partridge Family” was that star Nick Manning would come across as the only serious one in the group. Must have been an introspective day.

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· “Directing Porn 101″ (bushleague.tv)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Porn ripoffs parodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn’t so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and “The Sopranos” was still on. We received Wicked’s “The Housewives of Amber Lane” recently and thought, “Awww, at least it’s not ‘Britney Rears’.”

A star vehicle for veteran pornstress Amber Lynn, any intellectual property-type objection we might have is countered with, “Aw why shouldn’t Amber Lynn have a movie named after her?”

Don’t look at us! Look at dreamy Nick Manning! What’s the matter with you?

Performer/director Randy Spears presents two shots of superhero housewives floating mysteriously above their partners.

You will never see belly fat or floppy boobs in a Wicked feature. Maybe that should be their motto instead of “What Excites You.”

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy “Housewives of Amber Lane” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

“You have to prepare for the future,” says Tyler Faith, easing into MILF Acceptance after the inevitable Anger. “Milfomania” is not in our DSM-IV, but neither was “Yellow Fever,” and you know how impervious to psychoanalysis that is. Join us after the gap for some snaps of MILFs in various degrees of Denial and Undress.

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This movie does not skimp on the porny MILFiness. In addition to Ms. Faith, we meet Chelsea Zinn …

… and Payton Leigh.

Then Lisa DeMarco (wife of porn actor Marco Banderas) lets us know “As I get older, I like being in the kitchen more.”

But the real treat in this movie is TJ Powers’ energetic romp with Nick Manning. “The older you get, the better it gets,” she tells the ladies watching (as if). “And the more you get, the more you want.”

Powers matches Manning soundbite for soundbite in a throaty, sweaty scene.

“You found it,” she growls. “Now pound it!“

Finally, Manning can bear no more. “Droppin’ loads!” he screams. “Painting the town red and painting his MILF white!”

Pure pornic enjoyment. Powers has only done a few movies but she seems like a star.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy “MILF-O-Maniacs” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante