Newseater - Adult Edition

If you’re like a lot of dudes out there—or ladies with a particular dude that they’ve become, uh … attached to—you may have at one point bestowed a cute moniker on the special little friend who lives below your waist. You also probably spent a lot of time thinking about that name and we bet you’re super proud of it. So proud that you probably wish you could tell the whole wide world! So why not register your handiwork at Name Your Wang, so that you can personally claim your unique schlong nomenclature for all eternity? Act quickly and you could become the only person in the world who spent $14.95 on a piece of paper that says your dick should now be referred to as “The Octagon.”

· Name Your Wang (nameyourwang.com, via BuzzFeed)
· Penis Name Generator (blogthings.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

So remember that new “nude” magazine out of Harvard? It’s 44 pages long, but contains only 2 naked pictures … and they’re both of the dude who founded the magazine. We guess he’s not attending Harvard Business School. (diamond-mag.com + collegeotr.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

This is the end result of global warming—an ocean full of giant penis icebergs. Yes, our coastlines will be underwater, but at least it we’ll be slightly amused by it. (metro.co.uk)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

The concept of Post A Penis is pretty simple. Draw a penis. Post it online. The end. Yes, it must be drawn and yes, it must be a penis. Beyond that … well, there’s nothing beyond that. It’s still just a blog, after all. (postapenis.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Spanish artist Jaime del Val makes his art by walking around Madrid with a camera strapped to his (exposed) penis and then projecting giant images of his member on the sides of building and churches. We guess that’s as good a way to express yourself as any. (metro.co.uk, via nerve.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett