Newseater - Adult Edition

You don’t want to have a run in with the law in a bad neighborhood. And you definitely don’t want to have that run in that’s going to lead to you getting put a way for a long time. Briana Banks has the unfortunate habit of learning these things the hard way—but her misfortune ends up being our gain. She may get out of having to go down to the station, but she’ll still have to go downtown (if you know what we mean). Who knew street justice could be so sexy?

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· Hot Blond Strip-Searched by Policeman (redtube.com)

Original post by Evelyn Leigh

It’s not as hard as you might think to drive a truckload of contraband through a heavily armed checkpoint. Just make sure that you obey all traffic laws, have all your papers in order, and bring along a co-pilot who doesn’t mind taking the border guards out back for a quick cavity search. Sure, these official police types can be overbearing and occaionally cruel, but at least they’re easy to bribe.

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· “Police Corruption” (Megarotic)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Three years ago, the Houston police confiscated $50,000 worth of toys from a local sex shop and now that the charges have been dropped and they want their property back … all the evidence has mysteriously gone missing. If only there was someone you could turn to when your things get stolen! (chron.com + avn.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Behold the “bullet-proof” police bra! OK, so it’s not really bulletproof—just specially designed to be worn with bulletproof vests. Still, we can’t wait for our next strip search. (Those do work both ways, right?) (bbc.co.uk)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

It’s time once again to return to our favorite theme in online porn—police officers who abuse their authority. Or maybe this one is more like a meter maid abusing her authority, but whatever it is, we like it when The Man sticks it to us! (Especially when The Man is a hot blonde chick.) Instead of a gun and a tazer, today’s long arm of the law is equipped with only a nightstick and some sort of paddle, which is surprisingly effective for the task at hand. Still, this looks like just a simple traffic violation to us, which is also unusual considering the cop was in the passenger seat. That’s the beauty of law enforcement—no matter how low down and dirty you might be, you’re always on the right side.

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· “Blonde police officer 1″ (RedTube)

· “Blonde police officer 2″ (RedTube)

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Original post by Dashiell Bennett