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I am, as you know, sentimental. So a title like “The Summer of My 19th Year” makes me think of tender accounts of awkward first blowjobs, Sunny DeLite, anal tearing, and returning to community college a new person. Oh well.

L’ete de Mes 19 Ans

Studio: Marc Dorcel
Director: Herve Bodilis
Starring: Jade Laroche, Sabrina, Mia Vendome, Tarra White

Review by: Gram Ponante

I know it’s porn, but I just expected something more innocent, as if Bryan Adams should have traded his wholesome “Summer of 69″ for this title, and both would have emerged somehow more appropriate.

Two young women, one of whom is the narrator, arrive in Ibiza and immediately hitchhike into the Kia Sportage of Miguel. There’s no soft looks or mooning, my friends; the fucking begins almost immediately.

They all hit the clubs and repair to a house where a sex party has been going on, it seems, for decades.

Miguel gets pouty when he discovers the girls making out, but all is forgiven when they have a threesome.

The end!

As you will see from the gallery, everyone in this movie is fantastically attractive, but the one thing that would have saved this French-language film for me was a laugh track. Despite a weekend of fucking, Miguel puts hs foot down on dainty carpet munching.

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Buy “L’ete de Mes 19 Ans” (gamelink.com)
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Buy “L’ete de Mes 19 Ans” (gamelink.com)
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Buy “L’ete de Mes 19 Ans” (gamelink.com)
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Buy “L’ete de Mes 19 Ans” (gamelink.com)
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Buy “L’ete de Mes 19 Ans” (gamelink.com)
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Buy “L’ete de Mes 19 Ans” (gamelink.com)
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Buy “L’ete de Mes 19 Ans” (gamelink.com)
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Original post by Gram Ponante

Allie Haze sits naked on a parapet, Porn Valley spread out below her, her legs firmly closed. She regards with horror a two-foot dildo, even as she gently supports its balls and tenderly grips its shaft. Call the Pulitzer Committee!

We know that it just takes a striking boxcover image to make the difference between tearing through the cellophane and watching a movie or donating it to the Grooviest Homeless Shelter in All of Los Angeles, and what made “Over Stuffed 10″ a keeper was how demure Haze looks with the sun falling across her juicy thighs.

I also thought, “She’s totally Method in this photograph because Haze is clearly right-handed and she knows that her dominant hand needs to work the frenulum.”

Her scene involves Haze accidentally taking her mother’s suitcase on a trip. The suitcase is filled with implements of vaginal destruction.

“No, I don’t want to talk about it,” she tells her mother on the phone.

Sadly, Haze does not get totally naked or make it outside in her scene, another reason why Porn Has Again Betrayed Me.

But good work on the frenulum, regardless, Allie.

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Original post by Gram Ponante