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As you consider what’s happening to Kristie Creame, be thankful that the title of this movie has nothing to do with the fact that a black man is doing it. But see, also, that he has his left hand on her right cheek, as if trying to reconcile the sides of his brain that deal with the maths and the ass.

If you are successful like last week’s winner, you will tell us (one entry per person, please) what this dude is doing with his right hand.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Regular readers of this web endeavor know that the porn industry isn’t all glamor and dazzle. In fact, some people get downright bored when getting downright bored. But that doesn’t mean you have to choose that image for your box cover.

The face “Interracial Booty Patrol 5″ presents to the world features a woman named Envy who is photographed as one part of her watches her little brother playing Rock Band 2 and the other part … well, see what happens after the gap.

. . .

I mean, at the very least you’d expect her to balance a bowl of chips on her back for the poor guy.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

I can’t say whether or not this will be a regular feature, but out of the hundreds of porn titles I receive each week at Fleshbot West few if any inspire a vocal reaction. Fewer still require my showing this to te proprietors of every Korean travel agency along the hallway. You’ve probably already guessed (because you’re brilliant) but I found myself understanding how Civil War General Ben Butler felt when he said that the look of things in the north did not prepare him for conditions in the south.

This DVD is in our possession and we promise to document all the wild goings on therein. We will figure out what the deal is with the dude on the right and see why ur covergirl looks eerily like Tera Patrick on the back cover.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Sadly, none of the pairings in this movie are of actual mothers and daughters; in fact, one participant revealed to me that “even if I had a daughter, I wouldn’t have sex near her”. But that is why porn is all about fantasy.

We were happy to see that the title was not “Fuck My Mommy and Me,” but we wish producers had respected us enough to choose some other prop than a goddamn lollipop to denote youth. Couldn’t she be texting, or filling out college applications, or working at McDonald’s? If you succeed like last week’s winner I.M.B.Y., you will have given us the new porn youth totem that will replace pigtails, lollipops, and plaid skirts. Hop to it! Your nation needs you. And so does Mommy.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Ah, Paris! If for no other reason than to begin a review with “Ah, Paris!” did I watch this for lesbians/by lesbians movie, shot in dingy clubs with a spotlight and shot with sweaty abandon in apartments and elevators around the City of Light. Really a series of vignettes featuring some of the same people on one steamy night in Gay Paree, “One Night Stand” (”Pour Une Nuit)” was made in 2006 and just made its way via festivals and US distributor Fatale Media to my hands. Along the way it won “First Prize of the Lesbian Jury” at Berlin’s inaugural porn film festival.

Femmes fatales outnumber lipstick lesbians in this movie featuring strap-on action and andro girls (who look like a Smiths-era Morrissey and made this writer confused) as well as, according to the cover, “real orgasms.” I can never tell. Me, I take what I can get and appreciate any extra effort.

But in terms of a travelogue, the excellent soundtrack and appealing, occasional outside filming make Paris look like it is crawling with predatory lesbians … with not one shot of the phallic Eiffel Tower in sight.

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Original post by Gram Ponante