Newseater - Adult Edition

newVideoPlayer(”waynes_top_10.flv”, 506, 423,”");While some porno titles are clearly the products of divine inspiration (“Cum Fart Tsunami,” anyone?), others rely on more mundane sources of inspiration. giving us “The Eliot Splitz-her Story” and any number of “Sex and the City” clones. In a tip of the hat to the latter mode of pornspiration, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey teamed up during the MTV Movie Awards to offer us the “Top Ten Porno Names Based On Hit Movies Of 2008.” Any idea how long it’ll take for the porno studios to actually make these into real stroke flicks? Cause we’re dying to see “The Suck-It List.”

Original post by Lux Nightmare

Join in the hi-larity as the lads at Cracked chuckle over the 15 Most Sexually Unappealing Porn Titles Of All Time. We think they may be missing the point of “Crack Whores Of The Tenderloin”, though it’s nice to know that we’re not the only ones who have been confused by the allure of “Dirt Pipe Milkshakes” this whole time. (cracked.com - thanks Blakeley)

Original post by Fleshbot

Max Hardcore and Ange Venus are, as you well know, America’s Sweethearts … and a reason to love again after the tragic events of November 1963. Don’t they deserve a better title for their movie than the one the Warren Commission gave them?

Sure they do. And since this is the final WWFRD of the year and because we always listen to a little Dan Fogelberg when watching Max’s movies, please rename this film with the Bard of Maine in mind and see what runs through your instrument, just like Cloudcarrier did with last week’s jubilant and strenuous winning effort.

· See the real title (jerkoffzoone.com)

Previously: WWFRD Archive

Original post by Gram Ponante

It is so important that you accept the inevitability of the real title of this movie that it almost seems wrong to suggest another one.

Still, we were so impressed with Darkewne’s Dada-meets-outsourced-call-center naming skillz from last time (with a near- Jezebel-load of reader interaction, we might add) that we have taken heart. Can you top the name that G-d presented this week’s entry? Would you?

· See the real title (gamelink.com)

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Previously: WWFRD Archive

Original post by Gram Ponante

You might think that naming porn movies is a simple enough affair, but take a moment to consider all the care, finesse, and economy of restraint that went into the title of this latest release from Black Market: just five words manage to convey the video’s potential appeal to the MILF, interracial, and “urban” porn fan demographics. (But not the fact that it somehow stars Kylie Ireland is the titular matriarch; for that, you’ll have to check out the box cover where she’s seemigly terrorized by a set of outsized, disembodied male genitalia of color. Let’s not forget that the art departments of porn studios deserve as much credit as their marketing people do.)

· Black Market Entertainment (blackmarketxxx.com)
· “Shorty Iz Fucking Yo’ Mama #2″ (adult.dvdempire.com)

Original post by FLESHBOT