Newseater - Adult Edition

Despite your promises in the dark, providing alternative titles to porn films is a real tough cookie (with a long history). So we’ll make this (love is a) battlefield easier to navigate: Hold both 80’s pop queen Pat Benatar and the most likely title for this movie in your head at the same time, then provide a name that reflects both in the comments below … with extra points going to anyone who incorporates Ava Rose.

See if you can top America’s Sweetheart CloudCarrier’s winning entry from last time. Put up your dukes; let’s get down to it. Then hit the highway.

· Metro (metrointeractive.com)
· (See the real title) (gamelink.com)

Previously: WWFRD Archive

Original post by Gram Ponante

While there is no better title than “Malabimba - The Malicious Whore”, we were nevertheless delighted to receive “Cum Scene Investigations”, starring the always-intriguing Gen Padova, because we expected it to pay lip service (no pun intended), at the very least, to the similar-sounding drama starring The Sinise.

Well it didn’t. There was a scene on a boat, a scene in a doctor’s office. Some other stuff. But no sleuthing, no black lights, and no tricky dialogue. For the 25th anniversary re-release in 2032, Pink Visual, you should name this movie “There was a scene on a boat, a scene in a doctor’s office. Some other stuff.” Or maybe just “Malabimboat”.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy “Cum Scene Investigations” (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive

Original post by Gram Ponante

We’ll let you decide what your own definition of “Anal Hell” is, but in the meantime we don’t have a problem with that comma in “Look, I’m Hairy 6″. Attention to grammar in porn titles is unusual enough to always make us grateful, no matter how misguided it may be. (flauntingit.com)

Original post by FLESHBOT

This weekend saw the delivery of the latest installment of one of our favorite “X My Y”-titled porn series to the Fleshbot compound, even if its title presents something of a conundrum: judging from all those yawning orifices on the box cover, one isn’t so much invited to skirt around the edges of the holes in question as they are compelled to dive right in. Still, as far as sequels go, it presents less of a challenge than, say, trying to jump into the middle of the “Harry Potter” franchise without seeing each film sequentially from the beginning of the series. So even if you’ve somehow managed to miss “Rim My Gape” nos. 1 and 2, we promise you won’t have any problems figuring out what’s going on.

· “Rim My Gape 3″ (DVD info @ cduniverse.com)
· Sineplex (sineplex.com)
· “Rim My Gape 3″ Trailer (tnaflix.com)

Original post by FLESHBOT

There are those who say that the adoration of fantastically huge breasts indicates a lack of psychosexual development, a Freudian oral fixation, or the shameful need to feel smothered. Then there are others who say, “There goes Science again, telling me how to love.” All we need from you, Dear Reader, is a better title than the unfortunate one this movie was born with.

As regards last week’s winner, congratulations to Hoebie, who suggested “Bunghole Fungos”, sagely implying that the fly-ball-to-oneself maneuver is as masturbatory as porn is.

· See the Original Title @ Pure Play Media

Previously: WWFRD Archive

Original post by Gram Ponante