Serious art historical types like ourselves know that Gustave Courbet’s 1866 “Origin of the World” is one of the masterpieces of 19th century painting and isn’t something to make puerile jokes about. That said … look, pussy! (artfagcity.com)
Original post by Fleshbot
If you could bottle the charm of adult actress Morgan Reigns and sell it, you could probably make quite a profit. But don’t try to bottle the liquids squirting out of her pussy, because she came up with that idea first. (Maybe she should be Morgan “Rains” instead?) (thenaughtyamerican.com; more Morgan @ kellyfind.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
Kate Beckinsale tells Allure magazine that her best feature is her “Pharaoh’s Tomb”—and she’s not talking about her next action movie. In case you can’t figure it out, she’s talking about her “twat.” We still say lady mags talk way filthier than the boys’ do. (entertainmentwise.com, more @ allure.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
We were sort of hoping that Isabella Rossellini’s bug sex instructional manuals would’ve looked a little more like director Philip Mond’s 2006 instant entomological porn classic “Insexts”, but it turns out that not everyone can pull off hardcore insect love with such aplomb. Still this clip does provide a helpful tutorial on how you should behave if you ever encounter a giant 8-foot-tall butterfly with no pants. (Hint: Don’t neglect the “flower.”) Also, we’re not sure who the queen is … but is that a pupa stage Nick Manning as the cunning linguist? If only he had shouted “Dropping pollen!” we would have known for sure.
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· “Butterfly sex” (Megarotic)
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Previously: Philip Mond’s “Insexts”, Isabella Rossellini’s Hot Sexy Bug Porn, Flesh Flicks Archives
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
You know, we’ve also always thought that a heart shape doesn’t look much like the organ it’s supposed to represent … though come to think of it, you can pretty much make a pussy look like anything if you stretch it the right way too. (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Original post by Fleshbot