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If you thought that Tila Tequila was the last horseman of the reality TV apocalypse, think again—because amateur hottie and eager showoff Joey Verro is saddling up to save the day! Not content merely to jack off, suck cock, and/or instigate orgies for the benefit of a worldwide audience of horny strangers, Joey wants to give us a look at his life behind the scenes and beneath the glamour of an Xtube celebutante. You know, a glimpse of the real Joey.

Which makes us a little confused: on the one hand, we kind thought the whole point of amateur porn was that it was pretty much nothing but “behind the scenes” material in that it stripped away things like pornic artifice and crazy sets and stilted dialogue. In fact, one of the biggest turn-ons for amateur smut fans seems to be the thrill of people getting busy on their very own beds, with their very own lube and their very own pets looking on from the corner of the room. How much more “real” can you get?

On the other hand, we all know that a lot of “amateur” porn is just as artificial and stilted as the non-amateur kind. But Joey’s brand of amateur seems to be a lot more genuine, which may be why we can’t stop watching him do his thing—even when is thing happens to be not terribly sexy. Here he is cleaning his bathroom, for crissakes, talking about bills and playing with his cat—stuff we could very easily be doing ourselves right this very minute. (If we could face the bills and still had a cat, that is.)

Though if you’re more interested in the more conventional type of Xtube videos, he has plenty of those too …

(And we’re not even going to mention the faaaaabulous performance videos he stars in on his other website. But do feel free to look up those yourself.)

• Joey Verro’s Profile @ Xtube

Original post by sturtle

We just received word that altporn behemoth Suicide Girls is expanding into the world of television with their very own reality show. No word yet on what the show is about, but we suspect it’ll have something to do with hot girls, tattoos, indie music, catfights … and maybe even a lawsuit or two! (community.livejournal.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

These days it seems like it would only be news if a reality show managed to put together a cast that did not include at least one pornstar. We don’t know what it is about the genre that attracts people who are prone to taking their clothes off on camera—perhaps it’s the opportunity to take your clothes off on camera?—but whether they started with a youthful indiscretion to pay the rent or parlayed their TV fame into a Playboy pictorial, it’s the stars of MTV’s “The Real World” who are still the exhibitionist champs. This helpful field guide takes at look at the best and the “brightest” of that universe’s stars (guys and girls) who revealed a lot more than basic cable can provide. And there are a lot of them, so you better have a seat.

· A (Not So) Complete History of Naked ‘Real World’ Cast Members (yuppiepunk.org)
· Related: Big Brother Lisa’s porn star past (metro.co.uk)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

“One mansion, four singles, 24 hours, endless possibilities” is the logline for “Foursome,” Playboy’s reality dating series, which debuts its second season Friday night. Fleshbot’s seventh grade algebra teacher would quickly point out that the mansion and the time are red herrings, and that the hookup possibilities between the four singles are actually six (barring masturbation), not endless. But that’s OK: there’s a woman in the premiere who looks like Margot Kidder.

The staff of this website is divided over staged reality shows; their campiness and bitchery enthrall some and repel others. Me, I found Playboy’s softcore approach lacking in payoff for both the titillation and the drama. If only the Spice Channel had teamed up with Bravo…

Male model DeAngelo, construction worker Brandon, sullen mope Maria, and dancer of indeterminate venue Danielle get together in a rental home for a day and evening of sexifying activities like sexy winemaking and sexy photography, each of which is vaguely stimulating.

But tension grows as Brandon is at first judged a jerk by the group and then manages to bag his Lois Lane, leaving the smoother DeAngelo and the pouty Maria loveless and forlorn.

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· Playboy (playboytv.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

I know that the days when porn could be made anonymously with drifters and hobos are past, and that every “reality” series is actually a low-budget but meticulously documented exercise in making scripted things seem like they just happened. But still I dream, and the idea of picking up agreeable trollops on Florida’s highways and byways appeals to me (because I think that’s how the Mouseketeers got started), and because I have long been a proponent of art made in vans.

Well, I said “art,” but that was just a hook; this is really a poorly made movie, but it’s still fun to watch, and which is better, a technically adept porn movie that is unwatchable and unappealing or something that looks like a trainwreck with boobs flopping out? I, for one, opt for Option 2.

And there is something appealing about “Real Roadside Ho’s” in the fact that you can imagine these dudes driving that van around Ft. Lauderdale on days when they’re not shooting porn, too.

Meaghan Jones is picked up on a quiet residential street after her shift selling “makeup products.” She is naked mere moments later.

The rest of the women in this title have the mark of Florida authenticity about them and, along with “Couples Seduce Teens” or other Pink Visual California-filmed fare, this New Porn Order production provides a continental bookend documenting the van-based exertions of local talent.

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante