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Earlier this year, JimmyJane announced a line of three “iconic” vibrators, remade in white and sold as “The Usual Suspects.” What toys could have been noteworthy enough to receive this treatment? Pretty much what you’d expect. The line contained a rabbit vibe, a vibrating cock ring, and a pocket rocket: all standard, bedrock toys, well accepted in the sex toy community as fundamental must haves for any sex toy connoisseur.

Of course, I’m not just any sex toy connoisseur; I’m a very, very picky one. So I wasn’t too thrilled by JimmyJane’s selection: the Rabbit is, well, overrated and the Pocket Rocket—well, though it was one of the first vibes I ever owned, it wasn’t the most thrilling. It was loud, and awkwardly shaped, and though it was rather cheap (it’s main selling point) I always kinda felt that it could have been made better.

Enter the Jolie. A small, one speed vibe—just like the Pocket Rocket!—the Jolie comes armed with a few improvements. First, and best of all, it does away with the Pocket Rocket’s straight up and down build, adding a small kink about halfway down the stem. It may seem like a small point, but remember that women tend to be rather curvy themselves, and that tiny little bend can do a lot to increase stimulation in the parts that count.

Beyond that little bend, how does it handle? Well, keeping in mind that this is a Pocket Rocket style vibe (read: small, cheap, and one speed), it does fairly well. The vibe is controlled by a small dial on the bottom, which has four settings: “open” (for when you want to change the battery), “close” (for when you want to, uh, close it), “off” (which is kinda the same thing as close), and “on” (this should need no explanation). The beat may be simple, but it’s certainly steady—and if you’re needs are simple, you should find it does the job just fine.

· Buy the Jolie (natural-contours.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo or was the 70’s-era Boston Celtics. That is why I tried out the Cyberskin 4″ Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension. (BTW: Grimace is packing the Caucazoid version.)

“It looks like what they do with a cell phone tower when they try to make it look like a palm tree,” said an interested observer of the floppy rubber sleeve ending with a more turgid penis facsimile. “You can tell something’s not right but you’re not sure what.”

The feeling of tightness was not unpleasant, but it soon became clear that the Cyberskin 4″ Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension would require some handling if the sensation weren’t to be like trying to write with a broken pencil.

I will not include a picture of myself sporting this thing, as my job is to write about sex, not inspire it.

So, holding on tight to the space between where I ended and the Cyberskin 4″ Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension began, I guided the vessel into the interested observer and she sort of dug it, my being suddenly mixed-race and all. I felt like I was reversing the Bradley Effect every moment I was in there. But it was more work for me despite her enjoyment and - full but reluctant disclosure - the pudendum addendum, while longer, was not actually thicker. So it was like I was poking her with San Francisco’s Transamerica Building.

The overall effect was like jerking off in a sleeve while where I wanted to be was four inches away, which was very porny.

· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)
· Buy “Cyberskin 4″ Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

We’ve already oohed and aahhhed over previous volumes of “The Crash Pad Series”—the DVDs, the website, and just about anything else that bears the name—so it should come as no surprise to learn that we were equally thrilled with the third volume in this dyketastic pornorama. Chockful of the hottest scenes from season three, this DVD is a delicious edition to any porn collection. If you’ve been wondering where all the good lesbian porn is, you need look no further than the crash pad. Preview gallery (and a clip of Lorelei Lee, Princess Donna, and Jake in action) after the jump.

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· Crash Pad Series (crashpadseries.com)
· Blowfish Presents (blowfish.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

High end sex toys are generally thought to be the domain of women. Somehow—shocking though it may seen—classy companies just haven’t shown much interest in developing a new wave of pocket pussies (Fleshlight excluded, of course). But that may soon change—at least if LELO has anything to say about it.

After great success with vibrators like the Gigi, the Iris, and the Mia, LELO has announced the launch of a line for men (also known as LELO Homme). Currently consisting of two toys, the Bo (a cock ring, or “gentleman’s pleasure object”) and the Bob (a butt plug), LELO Homme has eyes to expand—and after my experience with the Bo, I have to say that I’m definitely looking forward to seeing more from LELO Homme.

For the most part, my cock ring experience has been limited to cheap, gummy toys along the lines of the Sonic Ring Kit. Even at first glance, it was immediately apparent that trying to compare the Bo to the Sonic Ring was like trying to compare a Prius to a Model T. They were worlds away.

Like most vibrating cock rings, Bo has two parts: a small vibrator and a ring to hold said vibrator in place. Unlike, say, the Sonic Ring, however, Bo’s vibrator is a sleek, rechargeable affair; and the ring is a stretchy, yet sterilizable, silicone. Even more elegant is the way the two parts snap together—no pulling and stretching the ring to slide the vibrator in place, simply slide the two parts together and enjoy.

But, of course, all that sleek style is meaningless if there’s no substance to be seen—and thankfully, the Bo has substance aplenty. Because the silicone ring conducts the pleasure points vibrations, the whole toy becomes a source of pleasure—not just the tiny tip at the top. (I could also swear that the toy made my partner’s penis vibrator, too—but, um, your results may vary.) This also helped mitigate the most frustrating element of any vibrating cock ring; though the intensity of the vibration varied depending on the position of my partner’s cock, it was the same extreme, on/off sensation that I’ve seen with other toys.

So, overall, a big thumbs up to LELO Homme. I’m looking forward to seeing what future products they plan to roll out—especially if they manage to take on the Fleshlight.

· Buy Bo (babeland.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Virtual playmates are hardly a new genre—but we have to admit that Fun 2 Play’s take on the whole idea is, ahem, a bit unique. Rather than simply sticking to the theme of sexy girls jiggling and bouncing around, the designers have chosen to add in some gameplay features that range from the odd to the slightly off-putting to the downright grotesque.

Take, for example, Secretary Sam: you can get her to jump, jiggle, and gyrate for you; get topless and play around with her friends Action Amy and Nurse Nikki; or, if that’s not doing it for you, you can just up and shoot her in the face. Somehow, we just can’t shake the suspicion that this whole thing was developed by (and possibly for) twelve-year-old boys—but hey, if you’ve desperately been searching for a game that will allow you to (virtually) ogle hot girls and torture them in odd and disturbing ways, well, say hello to your new favorite thing. (Sample game play below.)
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· Fun 2 Play (fun2play.tv)

Original post by Lux Alptraum