Newseater - Adult Edition

Germans are apparently complaining that they can’t go on vacation to Turkey without the Russians coming down and spoiling everything with their “whores and vodka”. Um, aren’t whores and vodka pretty much the reason you would go on vacation to begin with? (thelocal.de; thumb and vodka gallery via assexyasitgets.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Russia may be a strategic rival with mysterious habits and different tastes in porn from the kind that we’re used to … but that doesn’t mean they don’t know how to put together a good cheerleading squad. They may be many things, but they’re not uncivilized. (englishrussia.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Yes folks, the rumors are true: “A monument to the enema … has been unveiled … in the … Russian city of Zheleznovodsk.” Which may be all you need to know about that story (and all we can quote, given the bipolar disease affecting the Associated Press these days). Basically, pretty much all you need to know is that that particular hamlet is knowns for its enemas—which would perhaps make it the sister city of Washington, D.C., which is known for its douchebags. (Consider that our humble wakka-wakka to the late, great, George Carlin too.) (msn.com + nytimes.com + cnn.com)

Original post by sturtle

Why yes, poking fun at the oddly translated English-language copy on some foreign produced websites really is as easy as shooting those proverbial fish in a barrel, and is a form of humor which really ought to be beneath us. That said, we’re at least as tickled by the merrily convoluted scene descriptions at the evidently former Eastern Bloc-produced Student Sex Parties as we are by the scenes themselves, which seem to feature mostly students at the continuing education end of the university spectrum. Join us after the jump for some of StudentSexParties.com’s more delightful descriptive moments … and pity us that our own bright college days weren’t nearly this interesting.

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Who knows what these young and careless students can think up another moment? Nobody does! Here they are - going to attend the classes and be as zealous in studies as ever possible, but as soon as the company gathers at the university doors, these lazy guys and babes immediately get willing to escape from classes and spend their time with a couple of bottles of beer, laughing and entertaining!

Guys gathered in their common friend’s place having brought much delicious food, lots of beer and home cameras, eager to record the party for the history! Ha! We are not sure about the food and alcohol, but their home cams were right in the nick of time and both men and chicks were soon caught in the most revealed views!

All the students have passed their examinations and now they are ready for some celebration! Are you aware of this great student custom to gather in warm company and spend some good time together before the forthcoming holidays?

· Student Sex Parties (membership previews @ studentsexparties.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

Given the number of boys with names like Pyotr and Slava we’ve spotted in the gay porn circuit over the years, it’s hard to believe that male strippers are a new phenomenon in the former Soviet Union. But that’s the case made by this eye-opening short documentary, which explores the current confluence of gender, economics, and tearaway Tarzan outfits in Russia today. The clip might look at the allure of a group of male strippers from the perspective of their female manager, but the message conveyed is still a universal one: as Nastya says, isn’t it always nice to be next to such lovely bodies no matter who you are?

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· “Russian Strippers” (current.com)

Original post by Fleshbot