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What better way to celebrate an industry that calls childless 23-year-olds MILFs, Hawaiians Asians, and Girls-Only performers lesbians (they’re only Girls-Only because they have boyfriends, after all) than to hold the Exxxotica New York consumer show in New Jersey?

All the major studios will be sending contract girls to work the crowds at Edison’s New Jersey Expo Center, including Wicked’s Mikayla Mendez, Vivid’s Savanna Samson, and Adam & Eve’s Kayden Kross, as well as dozen of famous names (Sasha Grey, Joanna Angel, Eva Angelina, Kylie Ireland, Amy Fisher) and dozens more of intriguingly unfamiliar ones (such as Cherokee D’Ass—please, someone, take me to the Ass region of France, for I intend to retire there).

And for those feeling nostalgic, the Legends of Exxxotica booth with also be featuring retired-but-not-forgotten stars from the past few decades, including Seka, Christy Canyon, and Heather Hunter (as well as some still working legends like Lisa Ann and Mr. Marcus).

Exxxotica NY takes place the weekend of September 25-27, and tickets range from $50 for a day pass to $125 for all three days. The latter translates to 31 cents per star sighting.

The steam-gathering Exxxotica shows, which began in Miami and which rival the dingy Adultcon for #2 status behind January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, are both well-attended and professionally run.

Seminars include multiple session from Fleshbot Friend Jamye Waxman (including one about blowjobs) as well as Monstar’s social networking wrapup and the compelling Swinging for Single Guys by Todd and Elena Crawford. I expect the latter to be especially packed with note takers. I mean, it’s a cheap date.

· Exxxotica New York (exxxoticany.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Seeing as Savanna Samson can do nearly everything — she’s a porn goddess, vintner, singer and writer — we’d suggest you take her advice on, well, anything. In her column on xcritic.com, she offers pretty sound (and sexy) sex advice.

So sex advice is sex advice and most of it is pretty sensible and formulaic, but we had to laugh when Savanna (jokingly) suggested that “lots of opiates” are what it will take to convince your wife to join in an orgy with you. Or that the solution to your girlfriend’s annoyance with how long it takes for you to come (oh, boo hoo) is to “have her stick her finger up your ass! Kisses!” She also gives a lesson in how to deep throat and explains why women love to take it in the ass. Seriously, this advice column is gold.

· Savanna on Sex (xcritic.com)

Original post by auryn

Were we to bring a pornstar home to Mom, we’d probably say, “Hey Mom, meet this awesome pornstar!” Then again, our mother is very liberal (look what her daughter does for a living!).

If your mother is not quite so liberal, however, you might find some use in Spike’s list of 7 pornstars capable of passing muster at your family dinner table. If you could actually manage to convince them to come home with you, that is (we have a feeling Stoya might be otherwise occupied).

· The Top Seven Porn Stars You Can Take Home to Mom (spike.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum