Newseater - Adult Edition

Plagued by premature ejaculation? Good news: it’s not your fault! Hardworking scientists have discovered that there’s a gene that’s correlated to premature ejaculation. We’re not sure why that’s supposed to make anyone feel any better—but hey, at least you know what’s to blame for your two minutes in heaven. (bbc.co.uk, via BuzzFeed)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

A new study reveals that Australian men are happiest when they are having sex or surfing the internet (for porn, we presume). Which makes them exactly like all other men everywhere. Still, isn’t it nice to know that science can prove things like this? (news.smh.com.au)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

We know as well as anyone that porn can’t “make” anyone do anything sex-related they didn’t already want to do, but when we read that “a 48-year-old woman with a stimulating electrode implanted in her right ventral thalamus started to compulsively self-stimulate” we realized that science was the final frontier for sexual compulsion debates. That, and we’d like to volunteer for future studies if anyone’s looking for willing lab bunnies. (mindhacks.com - thanks Praemedia)

Original post by Violet Blue

Hypochondriacs should be aware of latest health scare that could destroy your life—orgasm-induced stroke. It actually happened to a 35-year-old woman in Illinois … and it could happen to you! So have fun on your date tonight! (cbsnews.com; thumb via, via)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

A new highly scientific study proves that men routinely try to sleep with women who are more attractive than they are and won’t let the fact that they are pathetic overweight schlubs stand in their way. The best part? All the “data” for this study was taken from Hot Or Not! This is just like when we wrote our master’s thesis on the Hampster Dance. (msnbc.msn.com + hotornot.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett