Newseater - Adult Edition

When we visited zaftig Alix Lakehurst during her recent trip to Los Angeles, we wanted to give her an elegant gift she could take home to Chicago. Lucky for her, the OhMiBod Freestyle can also melt snow.

It is, of course, the logical progression. If professional ethics, such as they are, don’t allow us to go there ourselves, it is only natural to place a vibrator between Lakehurst’s legs and control what it does.

The OhMiBod, as you probably know, responds to the beats in your iTunes playlist and gets all Diddy, GaGa, Bono, Ozzy, and/or Gordon Lightfoot with your labia.

The OhMiBod’s Freestyle incarnation adds a wireless twist so I, for example, can control the playlist half a room away. With Lakehurst I felt like a Manhattan Project scientist across the desert from her A-Bomb.

“Strip down and get on the bed,” we commanded (Lakehurst had been mixing fake come - her own science project).

We then streamed a medley of Air, The Scorpions, Curtis Mayfield, Judas Priest, and Pat Benatar up, down, and around her fleshy girlyparts, which was great fun for everyone involved. Around “2112″ she lit a cigarette.

“I can really take this home?” she asked. What were we going to do? Take it back and sell it on eBay (Oh shit we could have totally sold it on eBay)?

But we didn’t, and now Lakehurst is back in Wicker Park with her sleek Freestyle and all its attachments for use in foreign hotels with their Angelique Kidjo.

· Alix Lakehurst (wecouldbenaked.com)
· Buy OhMiBod’s Freestyle (ohmibod.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Handblown glass: it’s beautiful, stunning—and, as I learned today, surprisingly fun to put in your ass.

Having gone the glass dildo route before, I was not that surprised to see a solid glass butt plug in my review pile. Nevertheless, I was not convinced at first glance that the Simply Blown plug was the plug for me.

Yes, it’s a beautiful toy (not to brag, but mine’s even prettier than the one in the picture), but beauty alone does not a fine sex toy make. The Simply Blown plug seemed, well, small—and it’s narrow profile had me worried that it might slip out at any given opportunity.

Of course, I know better than to judge a book by its cover, so I set my doubts aside and, ahem, placed the plug where the sun don’t shine. And in the process, I got a very pleasant surprise.

Firstly: yes, the plug is a bit small, but that works in its favor. Because of its small size, I was able to insert the toy with almost no prep on (or in) my end. But once inside, it didn’t feel all that small. The hard glass gave the toy a substantial feel—and small though it may have been, I was definitely aware of it (in the best possible way).

Secondly: contrary to my expectations, the toy did not slide out! I’m not sure what sort of voodoo was at work, but I was easily able to walk around, stand up, and sit down without the slightest hint of slippage. Quite the masterful accomplishment, if you ask me.

Ravenous butt sluts may still crave something bigger, but first timers and anal appreciators alike will no doubt enjoy adding this lovely bit of glass to their collection. I know I’m glad it’s there.

· Buy the Simply Blown Plug (babeland.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

We told you last month about Furry Girl’s porntastic Antarctic voyage. Well, it seems she did more than just post naked on the Antarctic shore…she also strapped on a cock and, well..the rest is over at Cocksexual. (cocksexual.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

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Original post by Florabel Mulvaney