Newseater - Adult Edition

And speaking of books (if not testicles), the brand new Bookkake is such a good idea that we’re paddling ourselves with our copy of “Porn 101″ for not thinking of it first. But we’re glad someone did: It’s an online sex bookshop, and a damn dirty one too. We just hope they remember to wipe down the books before shipping them out. (bookkake.com - thanks Rachel)

Original post by Violet Blue

Guys, if you’re clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don’t let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars—or in some case, without the lingerie—you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there unmentionables and designer spanking rulers. Sometimes the clothes aren’t even there at all, which means the store is losing a lot of money or people are buying luxury air. It sure doesn’t hurt to browse though.

· Maison Close (maison-close.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

While you’re trying to figure out that whole tentacle sex thing, you might consider doing a little at home research with the Tentacle dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks. It’s not quite the same things as experiencing … you know, real tentacles, but sometimes it’s better to start off slow and work your way up where certain things are concerned. (whipspiderrubberworks.com, via notcot.org)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

Say you’re a latex clothing company that specializes in unusual, hard-to-find and even harder-to-slip-into fetish wear—you know, the kind of stuff that most people need and don’t even realize it. How do you get your message out to the non latex-wearing masses? Viral marketing to the rescue! Just shoot a video parody of “MTV Cribs” that shows off your sense of humor and your wardrobe collection at the same time, get it up on YouTube, and you’ll be an overnight viral sensation. (OK, so it took a little over a year for this video to reach us—which means maybe the overnight part didn’t work out that great. But then no one moves fast when they’re wearing a rubber catsuit.)

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· “Pads” (YouTube, via notcot.org)
· Rubber55 (rubber55.co.uk)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett