Newseater - Adult Edition

Anyone who saw the Jack Black/Mos Def/Michel Gondry film “Be Kind Rewind” earlier this year already understands the joy of being “Sweded.” If you didn’t see it—well, it’s a bit complicated, but basically a Sweded film is an amateur remake of a classic movie using homemade props and your friends as actors, which is how the main characters in “Be Kind” save their small town video store from greedy land developers. (It made more sense at the time.) The marketing department at video sharing site Shufuni must have seen it too, because now they’re asking users to make their own Sweded movies—but with nudity and sex, of course. And they’re offering prizes to the best interpretations.

It’s sort of like what “Pirates II” would be to “Pirates of the Caribbean,” if the porn version didn’t have a bigger budget. Just like that blockbuster, no one has actually finished one for Shufuni yet, but we predict that this will be the greatest creative advance in the history of porn … or a colossal internet disaster. Either way, it should be fun to watch.

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· Sweded Nude Movie Competition (shufuni.com)
· Shufuni.com Offers $40,000 in Cash Prizes for the First Ever Sweded Nude Video Competition (avn.com)
· Be Kind Rewind (imdb.com)
· Ghostbusters (Sweded) (YouTube)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

And the award for Best Costume Design goes to whoever put together these snazzy numbers that give a little of that Old World feel to this not-so-dangerous liaison. They look more Elizabethan than “medieval,” if you ask us, but you get the idea. A couple of naughty members of the King’s court slipping behind the tapestries to get feudal with it. Although they do sacrifice some nudity, we are impressed that they managed to keep most of the outfits on during the tryst, but we’d still bet anything that the costume shop didn’t give them their deposit back.

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· “Fucking In Midevial Costumes” Part One and Part Two (Shufuni.com)

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Original post by FLESHBOT

We like how the girls in this video continually escalate their toy arsenal as if they were part of a Cold War-era dildo arms race: from a few a well-placed fingers on up to the double dong, every time you think they’ve reached the top they take it to another level. So industrious those porn lesbians are! Now if all leaders settled their pissing contests in such a non-threatening and mutually beneficial sort of way, the world would be a much nicer place.

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· Brunette Lesbos In Little China (Shufuni)

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Original post by FLESHBOT

The problem with being a porn actress like Sierra is that you never get a moment’s peace. Even when she thinks she has a chance to masturbate alone in a locker room, it only takes a few minutes for about 150 guys to magically teleport in and take their pants off. Another quiet time ruined … and then followed by 11 minutes of guys coming on her face. (Sorry if we ruined the ending for you Harry Potter fans—but surely you knew what was coming from the title?)

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· Black Pornstar Sierra Loves Herself (Shufuni)

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Original post by FLESHBOT

We probably should’ve saved today’s Flesh Flicks selection for another couple of weeks so we had something to post to mark the thirtieth anniversary of the death of you-know-who next month … because really, how many Elvis-themed porn clips can we expect to come across anyway? But some things are just too good to keep to ourselves for that long. In this clip from the (perhaps deservedly) forgotten 2002 porn classic “Burnin’ Love”, The King takes some time out of his busy toilet-plunging schedule to tend to Sunrise Adams‘ clogged pipes. Turns out Elvis really never left the building after all … he was just held up in the bathroom for a while.

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· Elvis And Sunrise (shufuni.com - thanks AC)
· See also: “Burnin’ Love” (adultdvdempire.com)

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Original post by FLESHBOT