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It could have been so grand: zero gravity porn, shot on the shuttles of Virgin Galactic. Imagine the barriers that could have been broken, the new positions that could have been achieved, the way boobs would look bouncing in space — and don’t even get us started on those zero gravity cum shots! But, alas, it seems we’ll have to wait a while before we get the chance to experience the glories of space porn. Instead of pouncing on the opportunity to make sexy History In Space, the Virgin Galactic powers that be rejected the million dollar proposal and keep their shuttles chaste. Well, we guess they’re called Virgin Galactic for a reason …

· Virgin Galactic rejects $1 million space porn (msnbc.com, via Slashdot)
&middot Space age Mckenize Lee via Ask Jolene

Original post by Lux Alptraum

We all look forward to a future where virtual reality and automated dual-pleasuring fembots allow us to have thoroughly realistic sex with any pornstar of our choosing. But what if the pornstars don’t want us? What if, instead of replicating themselves for our carnal amusement, they build their own series of Terminator-like fuckborgs that never age, never get tired and never forget the foreplay? When that day arrives, it will be dark one indeed for us air-breathing meatbags.

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· “spaceship fuck” (Megarotic)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

The Ansari X Prize is a $10 million award that will be given to the first private company to put an human in space—and YouPorn is doing them one better with a $10 million XXX Prize to the first amateurs to shoot a porn movie in space. OK, so maybe it was a silly April Fool’s gag, but you know … it just might be crazy enough to work. Let the sex space race begin! (YouPorn)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

“Arousal, Will Robinson.”

Marital Aids that look like they came from Space are an important part of our cultural footprint. Now, a Japanese company called Erotic Embrace has unleashed its Wabi series of vibrators, a group that is not only phthalate free but also hewn from a substance new to the world of adult novelties: Elastomer!

Read more after the gap.

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Like the favored poison in a James Bond film, Elastomer fans praise it for being “non-porous, and odorless, with no taste.” Indeed, the Wabi we received is not one of those discreet bits of erotic machinery one can secret in her handbag and rub one out with on the train. Instead, it looks almost exactly like the robot in “Lost in Space”, but for your vagina.

“You really have to commit to something like that,” our test subject said. “It’s not the little cool accessory. You almost have to walk around with it hanging out of your vadge, because there’s no hiding it.”

The Wabi’s business end is neither flaccid nor turgid, and it does feel like some ridged packing material rather than the Cyberskin oily rigidness we’re used to. But it does the job.

“At first it felt flimsy,” our subject said, “and it does have a flimsy base. But the vibration is solid and there isn’t the smell or residue like some of that other stuff you gave me.”

“Let’s not be graphic. It’s not that kind of site.”

“I’m just saying I’m going to keep this one.”

· Buy the Wabi (joyhollywoodwholesale.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Sex sells … unless you’re Texas Monthly and you put a story titled “Astronaut Sex” on your cover. (It was their second-worst performing issue ever.) We guess everything isn’t bigger down there. (chron.com)

Original post by FLESHBOT