Newseater - Adult Edition

Back in the early days of the Lingerie Football League, we daydreamed that the once-a-year halftime extravaganza might one day become a full-fledged sport, with a real season and everything. Well, it seems that someone was listening to our prayers: come September 4, 2009, the LFL will kick off its first full season, with 10 teams across the nation fighting for the chance to play in the Lingerie Bowl. Can’t wait until next September? Don’t worry—there’s always the Lingerie Bowl VI this February.

· Lingerie Football League (lflus.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

You know what the best part of sportsmania is? Female fans showing their team pride with painted-on jerseys (we knew those Europeans were on to something!). Any Rays fans out there who’d like to take this lady on? (homerderby.com, via Deadspin)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

The parade of nude fundraiser calendars continues, with the Canadian biathletes doffing their lycra to raise money for (and awareness of) their sport. They’ve certainly gained some new fans here at Fleshbot. We’re totally tuning in to the next biathatron… biathalion… whatever. (boldbeautifulbiathlon.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

newVideoPlayer(”/gokart_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 284,”"); Proving once again that the “Just add boobs!” formula can improve (almost) anything out there, ZOO Today brings us topless go-karting. Unlike regular go-karting, a boring sport that involves watching two competitors go round and round a track in tiny toy cars, topless go-karting is an exciting sport that involves watching two competitors go round and round a track in tiny toy cars… while topless. It’s the little things that make all the difference.

· ZOO Girls Topless Go-Karting Video! (zootoday.com)
· Naked Go-Karting Photos (zootoday.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

The Olympics may be over and done, but training for the Sex Olympia is just getting started. With the inaugural games scheduled to take place in Queensland, Australia, next August, the organizing committee is currently scanning the globe for international athletes to strut their stuff in such diverse categories as the Sex Pentathlon (successfully execute ten different positions in ten minutes!), Marathon Shag, Sex Aquatics, and the Triple Hump. The event is open to athletes of all persuasions: straights, gays, monogamists, polygamists, MTFs, FTMs, and anyone in between. But don’t worry too much if you can’t make it out to Australia: we suspect that half the fun is in the training, anyway.

· Sex Olympia (sexolympia.com, via lioninoil.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail from Fucking Machines via Ask Jolene

Original post by Lux Alptraum