Newseater - Adult Edition

“Sex From Last Night” didn’t have quite the ring to it, but the name isn’t important. It’s a new socialized form of online erotic literature for you to rate and masturbate (to).

True Story Sex is essentially like FML or MLIA or any of those user-generated and rated anecdotal sites, except for two things. For one, the stories can be as long as a few brief sentences, or as epic as Beowulf (if Beowulf were about having sex at WalMart).

If you like your sex stories to have a Danielle Steele edge to them, this might not be your place. But if you want some honest, gritty fuck tales divided by category and user ratings, you can do no better. True story.

· True Story Sex (truestorysex.com)
· Thumbnail star, Hanna Hilton (hannahilton.com)

Original post by Ottimo Massimo

Ring in the New Decade the best way we know: with booze, boobs and a bottle of lube. Hey, it’s still 2009, and our resolutions start tomorrow.

We’ve got to admit, the whole “someone to kiss at midnight” seems a bit silly on New Year’s Eve; we prefer having several “someones” on hand at all times. Luckily, Madeline’s rounded up some of her favorite sexbloggers for an end-of-the-decade smorgasbord of sexiness. Enjoy the final roundup of 2009, and remember us when the clock strikes Twelve. We’ll be blowing you.

Kisses. Sheesh.

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Centre of Attention

I want to be the centre of attention, caught between you both. Turning my head to kiss you first, and then him. Sandwiched between your naked bodies. Me in my underwear, the centre of attention. Two sets of hands running over me, over my curves, my tits, my hips. Not knowing which way to turn first…

—More Sex, Chocolate & Red Lipstick

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Room Service 2

I never thought I would cheat on my husband. But here I lay, with my hips thrust up in this man’s face, and now he was burying his tongue deep inside my slit, licking my clit and driving me insane.

—The Erotic Edge

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unattractive fantasy

as he came up behind me, he lifted the little bit of transparent fabric still covering my ass. “you’re just asking to be spanked with panties like those,” he commented. and with that the paddle came down on my exposed skin with a satisfying crack. two, three, four. i let out something between a yelp and a grunt and adjusted my arms to better brace myself.

—Persephone in Love

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Lorraine’s Coming Out

She fucked harder and faster, coming in succession. The women in the movie came over and over in each other’s mouths, on each other’s pussies, and on each other’s fingers. Lorraine screamed out in pleasure begging to be fucked.

“Fuck me, yes!! Fuck me like those two bitches on the screen. Oh I want you to come so that I can lick it all up.”

—The Pink Chocolate Dramas

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That Teenage Feeling

The moment I opened my front door, he pushed me against the wall and kissed me, fast and hard. I had forgotten how impatient he was. And how much I loved it.

—You Fucked the Suburbs Out of Me

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The Dichotomy of a Librarian

I squirt the lube on the tip, and smoothly slide into you. Eventually the whole shaft is up your ass, doing the magical act of disappearing and reappearing. You begin to back into it meeting my thrust. Moving my hips I fuck you, like I am fucking you for the first time. There is a mutual power shift, my mind flashes and I am thinking–I could really fuck the shit out of you. Plowing into your ass, making you scream, cry, beg for more. Thrusting my fake cock like a beast, like all those fuck beasts that fucked me in the past. It would feel good, emotionally it would be fucking hot. Fuck beast. I let the idea pass and continue with my gentle loving of your tight hole. My hand wraps around your cock, pulling up and out drips of pre-cum, massaging it into your crown and down your shaft, you drip from your dick and into my fingers. I am fucking you.

—Library Vixen

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· Thumbnail Stars Bobbi Brown & Bronsyn Smith, courtesy of Suze Classics (www.suzeclassics.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Original post by Madeline Glass

It’s a resolution we can all get behind: more sex in 2010.

No matter how many intimate encounters you enjoyed in 2009, there’s always room for improvement. Enjoy some tales from our favorite libidinous sex-bloggers as they round out the year in style and between the sheets. Never content with last year’s successes, they’re determined to make 2010 a year for the record books. Do support them in their efforts, won’t you?

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Too Close for Comfort

The pussy smell would fill the car, and I would use my left hand to reach over and open the fly of his khakis as my right hand went under my panties into my wet cunt. I would play with it for a while, at the same time as pulled his hard cock out of his pants.

So there I am, legs splayed open, one hand on another man’s cock, and one hand in my pussy. Although the precome spilling from his head would provide some lubrication, I knew we needed more.

—Minivan Libertine

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And a blowjob just for me…

Luke stuffed his fingers into me, worked them in a mechanical yet effective fashion, until I squelched and dripped pure pleasure as I knelt over his lap. I simply closed my eyes and let go, without delving into the chances of orgasming. I actually didn’t think about it and…I was overwhelmed by the electric pulse in my groin and the familiar warm undulations I usually experience during masturbation. Fuck, I thought, he made me come!

—Dirty Sexy Pretty Fun

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Party Doll

She used just the tip of her tongue, tasting the tangy cream of this stranger. Slow, just lapping with the flat side of her tongue tip, and then faster- flicking it and circling it with her tongue. Sucking her clit between her lips, rubbing the flat of her tongue against the part of her clit that was caught in the suction, feeling her tremble and then letting go and starting over.

—Bad Bad Girl

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Fire and Ice

The cold rain turns my nip­ples into tight hard nip­ples as he lift me, weight­less in the water, up and down on his cock. I’m swim­ming in sen­sa­tion, the plea­sure over­rid­ing every last ounce of com­mon sense as freez­ing rain pours over my naked body, drench­ing my hair, mak­ing my mas­cara run into thin spi­dery trails down my cheeks. But I couldn’t care less. We arch, we moan, we writhe, we fuck, and it’s elec­tric.

—Sex. Shoes.

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“You’re a good little fuck toy”

I slid my finger beside it, teasing again, pulling away as she pushed herself closer, circling when she tried to find direct contact, and then, unexpectedly, rubbing her clitoral hood directly. She stiffened in a small orgasm.

I sat up again, letting her close her legs and she turned her head and asked, “I am allowed to come, aren’t I, sir?”

—Lair of the Dragon Mage

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December 25, 2009

Really, I want to suck on those pussy lips all the time.

Then I wanted to watch her get fucked. There’s something so nice about watching someone enjoy a good cock pounding, and being close to her face when his cock was in her pussy felt like a special privilege. She looked lovely being fucked. But I no longer wanted to share her.

—Random Rim Jobs

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· Thumbnail Star: Carlotta Champagne (hollyrandall.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Original post by AlwaysArousedGirl

We know we said last week’s contest was the last one of 2009, but we were wrong. This is the last contest of the year, and it’s a no-holds barred battle for parody porn.

Even now and then, we like to step back and take inventory on our obsessions. While Sindee Jennings may not be our most beloved pornstar, we have to admit a strange, otherworldly attraction to her. And once we saw evidence of supernatural possession, we realized the truth: Sindee Jennings is a sexual specter from the netherrealm. We’re pretty happy about that.

So for this contest, tell us a scary/sexy story. “Scary” as in campfire ghost story or urban legend, not traumatizing. Feel free to play with classic tales of horror; everyone from Edgar Allan Poe to Eli Roth is up for plagiarization allusion.

For example, you know the urban legend about the man hiding in the backseat of your car holding an axe? What if he was really holding a Hitachi Magic Wand?

You get the idea. Post your entries in the comments section. By next year, we’ll choose the perfect blend of horror and horniness, and the author will win a copy of This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX!

Speaking of blends, we ought to award the winner of last week’s contest. Since there were only two entries, we’ll make this quick.

offred’s nonce form recipe was strangely appetizing. Observe:

1 Spicy Latina
2 cups Salsa and Spice
1/2 pound Chicken Heads
1/2 pound Sweet and Sour Porked
1/4 pound Dark Meat
2 Cinnamon Bunz
1 oz Dirt Pipe Milkshake
1 oz Cum Fart Cocktail
2 oz Beefeaters
minced Hawaiian Ginger
dusting of Asian Flower

Combine and stir with a Chocolate Stick. Pour into Big White Jelly Butts mould. Makes a Bakers Dozen.

Not only is it precise and elegant, but it’s 100% porn titles. For his efforts, offred wins a copy of “Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper.”

But faithful Beaker’s haikus are never anything to scoff at, so we’re giving him a different chapter of Tom Byron’s Seasoned Players series. It’s (the day after) Christmas, and everyone is a winner.

Congratulations, offred and Beaker! Happy holidays to you both. We’ll be contacting you through your profile pages to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Science Fiction Sindee via Sindee Jennings in the Breeding Machine (galacticgirls.com)

Original post by Ottimo Massimo

…Has that pun been done to death?

Whatever, ’tis the season, we know you’re not a ho (ho ho), Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Rock on, Kwan(za) and all that. You’re stuck with family? Eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant with free wifi? Perfectly content watching the lights twinkle and shine? Have a gift of dirty stories! It’s the best sort of gift: Small, portable and easily erased from your History tab, lest any curious in-laws decide they’d “like to play Solitaire on your laptop.”

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Pantyless in Church

I hope that one day ill be fortunate enough to watch you getting fucked by another man while my cock is in your mouth. That would make me so happy. I hope you don’t think I’m weird but its what I enjoy. I enjoy watching my beautiful little slut with another man’s cock enjoying her tight, wet fuckhole.

—Archetype of the Temptress

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Femme Fatale

I crossed my arms and grabbed my handy dandy alarm clock from the shelf above my bed. I played with stroking the base of his penis as I contemplated the second hand on the clock. I gave him a few seconds of cock-sucking reward, for learning his lesson, then pulled back and tapped at the clock. “Okay, you have sixty seconds to get hard. And if you’re not at the end of that sixty seconds…well. I wouldn’t want to find out, if I were you. Oh and, you can take your hand off your head…time starts now.”

—You Fucked the Suburbs Out of Me

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the countdown

I am going to fantasize about the last time you fucked me. How your cock filled me up, how when you stood up your cock pointed toward the heavens and my lips just melted around your beam like it was it meant to be. All that saliva and spit, flowing out of my mouth dripping on to the floor between us, as I devoured every inch. You taste so good. Looking up at your cock, glossed in my spit, and dripping in your own pre-fluid, making my head spin and cunt thump.

—Library Vixen

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Wicked Wednesday: Special Guest Post

Your jeans are on the floor. Through the lace panties you are still wearing I can see you are open, waiting; the lace, your cunt, are wet with your longing and I rub my cheek into your desire before I pull the barrier away. I am gazing into your openness. The breath rises in me as I try to maintain my concentration, try not to hurry. I place my mouth into you, nearly inhaling you, and trace your clit with my tongue…a wanting moan escapes you. I raise up and reach under the couch for the box we have hidden there and hand it to you. My new cock is waiting there.

—Scintellectually Yours

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Notes From the Cabin II

He tied me facedown spreadeagle to the bed using the under-the-bed restraints we borrowed from Ziztur (thanks Ziztur!). He left me that way for a few minutes, then came back in, leaned down and murmured in his low, deep voice, “I’m going to fuck you like no other.” And commenced to use the arsenal of toys lined up next to the bed on me. I got flogged, ripped, spanked, eaten from behind, vibed, penetrated. He fucked my ass, then came around to mouth and came in it while spitting on me. Oh joy - Ass to Mouth. Tasted sweet from the lube.

—The Beautiful Kind

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My First Blowjob

John’s idea of “saying goodnight” was to lure me into his backseat for a few kisses. Or so he said. Have I mentioned how inexperienced I was yet at this age? Ha! Pretty soon, he whipped out his cock and I hadn’t a damn clue what to do with it other than put my hand on it. Very quickly, his hand on the back of my head increased the pressure of pushing me down to his lap until he had to outright tell me what he wanted because I just wasn’t getting the hint.

—This Could Be Dangerous

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· Thumbnail Star: Brittney Skye, courtesy of PornstarKey (www.pornstarkey.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Original post by Madeline Glass