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There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world’s most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world’s pornstars is truly the greatest. It’s no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it’ll do. So who made this month’s top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn.

10. Taylor Rain

9. Sunny Leone

8. Belladonna

7. Brittney Skye

6. Eva Angelina

5. Mary Carey

4. Briana Banks

3. Jesse Jane

2. Jenna Haze

1. Tera Patrick

· Fame Registry (fameregistry.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

· Charlie Laine (juliand.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

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Certain commenters have lobbied to bestow Crush Object status upon lad mag model Kitty Lea—something we are quite well inclined to do (we’re easy that way). Actually, we’ll do even better than that: in addition to making Kitty a Crush Object, we’ll also supply you with these beautiful pictures from Kitty’s “Black Christmas” shoot for Bizarre. Okay now… who’s your favorite blog again? (bizarremag.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except “Three’s Company” [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that’s me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of “At The Movies.” You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?

Referencing puerile classics like “Raging Balls,” “The Wizard of Cunt,” “Live Free & Fuck Hard,” “Fucks With Wolves,” “Diddler on the Roof,” “One Fucked Over the Cuckold’s Nest,” “Midnight Cowgirl,” “Schindler’s Fist,” and the Japanese tentacle porn themed musical “The Sound of Hard Fucking,” the girls eventually review spoof scenes crafted around such pornified titles as “Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer’s Bone,” “E.T.: The Extra Testicle,” “Spiderpussy,” and “A Cock In Lips Now” before turning on each other in a juicy display of sapphic authenticity assured to curl toes and melt your new high definition screen.

What kind of antics does the movie include? Well, for starters, Bree’s especially entertaining as a military assassin sent to the jungles of Southeast Asia to liquidate Col. Dick Hurtz, played convincingly enough by the muscle bound stud Tommy Gunn. In the process of trying to fuck each other within an inch of their beautiful lives, they nearly demolish the set (accidents will happen!). Madison Scott plays a particularly emotionally unbalanced super heroine in “Spiderpussy,” unleashing a hauntingly ferocious sexual performance on Evan Stone. Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee beefs up her international relations credentials (pun well intended) with Latin born Marco, and manages to tackle thorny national security issues at the same time—with her tiny, wet, pink butterfly! (Lou Dobbs would be impressed!) And last but not least, Dane Cross apes a popular bespectacled young wizard whose brainy gal pal turns out to be a pussy hair’s breadth shy of a full blown sex addict behind closed doors. Baby faced newcummer Jewel Styles plays Horny Whoremoine, ever inventing new perils for her beau to conquer in the quest for harder kink.

“Bree’s Big Screw Review” is set to release through Adam & Eve in 2009, but you can sneak a peek with us right now by checking out these behind the scenes photos we snapped just for you. Keep your fingers crossed for another episode!

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The AVN Awards may be big, and grand, and attention getting, but they’re hardly the only adult industry awards out there. If the AVN Awards are the porn world’s Oscars, the XBIZ Awards might be seen as the porn world’s Golden Globes, if the Golden Globes were much less prestigious and had a lot more, um, “globes.” While everyone and their mother crows about the thousand AVN Award nominations that they’ve received, XBIZ has quietly released its own nominations, highlighting many performers unsung by AVN—or at least our newfound Crush Object, Ivy Black, who garnered a nod for her work as a web starlet. (xbiz.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum