The Wall Street banking industry may have collapsed in a heap of soiled derivatives, but that won’t stop folks from indulging in the little things that make life bearable—like $1,000 lap dances. Gotta keep those economic “fundamentals” strong, you know. (amny.com; thumb via Reality Kings via Ask Jolene)
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The U.S. State Department is advising Americans to avoid Bulgarian strip clubs due to recent turf war violence between rival gangs. So, you know … that dream vacation package to the strip clubs of Bulgaria is probably going to have to wait. Shucks! (xbiz.com)
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The NY Times quotes an outraged dad who sees all those sexy but non-explicit strip club ads on the top of NYC taxis and wonders what he’s supposed to tell his young daughters they’re trying to sell. Fortunately, the answer comes from a much more reasonable reader in the comments: “I tell my children that they sell hairspray, lots and lots of hairspray.” (nytimes.com)
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Scores is a landmark institution in the New York strip club universe, but both locations are in danger of being shut down permanently because of all the, you know … crime and stuff. How will our city’s hedge fund managers blow their expense accounts on overpriced champagne now? (ap.google.com)
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Heroic swimmer Michael Phelps once again demonstrates the famous reach and determination that won him eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics. Wait until you see his breast stroke. (radaronline.com)
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