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A new highly scientific study proves that men routinely try to sleep with women who are more attractive than they are and won’t let the fact that they are pathetic overweight schlubs stand in their way. The best part? All the “data” for this study was taken from Hot Or Not! This is just like when we wrote our master’s thesis on the Hampster Dance. (msnbc.msn.com + hotornot.com)

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A new study has come to shocking conclusion that people who are into BDSM are not really dangerous and deranged individuals who were abused as children—in fact, they might actually be “normal!” Don’t worry, you can still be into bondage and still be a freak—just, you know, the good kind. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

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This just in: Men and women sometimes trade sex for favors and gifts! There’s even a name for this shocking new phenomenon. It’s called “dating.” (cnn.com, thumb via)

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Researchers in Sweden have determined that people over the age of 70 continue to hump like mad, which totally corroborates that whole “use it or lose it” concept we heard about earlier this week. Older women are understandably thrilled by this development, even if older men are increasingly unhappy about having to run to the pharmacy all the time for more Viagra. (independent.co.uk)

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A scientific survey of what we’re assuming was a large group of standup comedians reveals the shocking truth that women prefer committed relationships to one night stands and want more like, hugs and junk, while men will simply do anything in their power to see a naked breast and then brag about it to their friends. So, six of one, half of dozen of the other, right?(sunderlandecho.com)

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