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Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground’s motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M.

We hope Katsuni knows that deep down, she is not the only Sexual Freak. Seriously, look around—Teagan is a Sexual Freak. Shay Jordan is a Sexual Freak, Sophia Santi is a Sexual Freak. Stoya, Audrey Bitoni, Lacie Heart—all Sexual Freaks. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could all get together and just feel normal? Can’t you imagine Digital Playground’s new line of films, starting with “Jesse Jane(TM): Well-Adjusted Secure Girl” (a celeste punt)?

· Digital Playground (www.DigitalPlayground.com)
· Buy “Sexual Freak 10 - Katsuni” (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

We just caught word that Teagan Presley will be January 2009’s Penthouse Pet of the Month—meaning she’ll be the centerfold of the issue that comes out next month. She’s excited, we’re excited for her… this kind of honor is second only to being cast as the lead in a seminal film like “Not Bewitched XXX.” (Okay, a close second. (forum.adultdvdtalk.com, via pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

There are a lot of sites out there that review porn movies. There are fewer sites that offer video reviews of porn movies. And there are even fewer sites that showcase videos of Teagan Presley reviewing a porno movie while getting naked and masturbating. In fact, we’re pretty sure that AdultBluReview is the only site we know of that fits into that last category. After the jump, get a sneak peak of Teagan’s review of (of course) “Pirates 2.” It may not be quite the same as actually watching “Pirates 2″—but we think it’s pretty close.

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· AdultBluReview.com (adultblureview.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

“Get on that carpet!” growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. “They need to see you!” The event was the “Pirates II” premiere at downtown L.A.’s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn’t attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report.

The biggest American adult industry event prior to January’s AVN Expo, the “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” premiere attracted most of the movie’s stars including Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Stoya, the sylphlike Riley Steele, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Steven St. Croix, and David Aaron Clark, seen here with Jandi Lin, whose process in his pivotal whore-negotiating scene involved eating two turkey legs.

“I was there for two days of shooting,” he said.

The premiere marks the midpoint of “Pirates”-related marketing and publicity, coming more than three years after the debut of its predecessor’s first press release and three years before the collected weight of all its publicity efforts will sink the Pacific Rim (which, considering the analingus involved in this movie, would have made a good subtitle).

The only porn stars to arrive dressed like pirates were the swashbuckling Nicki Hunter and Tommy Gunn, the Stagnetti of the title, who wore his evil glass eye.

“I wasn’t in the movie much,” he said. “But I’m hoping for a Supporting Actor nomination,” Gunn said.

“But you were the title character,” we observed. Hollywood is so unfair.

Former Digital Playground contract performer Teagan prowled the red carpet for XBiz which, like rival AVN, now features video interviews. If only Sophia Santi and Janine had been there, it would have been a “Pirates” reunion.

Other porn luminaries in attendance were publicity magnet Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, Bobbi Starr (no relation), Ringo Starr (not actually there), Satine Phoenix, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey, who came dressed as Sasha Grey.

As usual, Ange Venus, who plays the inscrutable Katsuni’s henchwoman in the movie, attracted most of the attention on the red carpet, wearing almost nothing but her hair. Katsuni by comparison dressed very elegantly. It was as if Venus was going to the MTV Awards and Katsuni to the Golden Globes.

This reporter spent so much time outside that he did not get in on the free bar in the lobby, but by then the movie was starting. The crowd cheered as the first popshot broke over Shay Jordan’s prow. We’ll give you a review of the movie, that may or may not include the blurb Belladonna is salad tosseriffic!, soon.

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- Photos by DCypher

• “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” (official site @ piratesthemovie.com)
• Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan’s “Creampie Explosions 3″ (Yes, they said it couldn’t be made), the 5′10″ Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again. Join us after the gap for more popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

Elson and Sascha - America’s hardest-working male German porn performer! - discuss an issue common to every couple: whither creampie?

Across town, tiny Destiny dons a kabuki mask and a strap-on (read my article in September’s Atlantic Monthly: Rejected Kiss Army Accessories) for David Aaron Clark’s “Asia Noir 6.”

The striking Coco Velvett slowly melted into that couch for the next 45 minutes as Destiny turned into a demon.

In posh Bel-Air, bite-sized Teagan modeled her new breasts for photographer Holly Randall. “They actually bunce when I run,” said Teagan.

Meanwhile, Roxy DeVille says, “Hello, Fleshbot Readers!”

“People would tell me about your ass, Teagan, ” said the towering DeVille, “but I really had to see it to believe it. Oh My Fucking God.”

Original post by Gram Ponante