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Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground’s motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M.

We hope Katsuni knows that deep down, she is not the only Sexual Freak. Seriously, look around—Teagan is a Sexual Freak. Shay Jordan is a Sexual Freak, Sophia Santi is a Sexual Freak. Stoya, Audrey Bitoni, Lacie Heart—all Sexual Freaks. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could all get together and just feel normal? Can’t you imagine Digital Playground’s new line of films, starting with “Jesse Jane(TM): Well-Adjusted Secure Girl” (a celeste punt)?

· Digital Playground (www.DigitalPlayground.com)
· Buy “Sexual Freak 10 - Katsuni” (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

We were delighted like Tony Montana atop a mountain of yayo to learn that the delicious Audrey Hollander would play the title role in “Everybody Loves Lucy” (to clarify: Hollander plays Lucy, not Everybody) and that her husband, Otto Bauer, would play Cuban exile Ricky. The only disappointment was that Hollander could not have been incorporated into the meandering storyline of “Pirates 2″. What can we say? The script called for a giant worm.

Hollander: “You mean this moneymaker?”

At the “Pirates 2″ premiere: If we were Riley Steele (pictured with Stoya) we’d just spend all our time gazing lovingly at ourselves, too.

Evan Stone with Teagan: “Fuck off, Fleshbot readers! I only read Deadspin!”

And now for something completely different: “Butch And Peaches,” the interracial Hustler pictorial that got Larry Flynt shot. “Larry Flynt: The Right To Be Left Alone,” an excellent documentary, is now on DVD.

Original post by Gram Ponante

If you thought the public relations storm of press releases and soundbites and aging ’70s child stars was impressive the last time Will Ryder put out a classic TV porn spoof, you ain’t seen nothing yet: “Not The Bradys XXX” was a masterpiece of porn marketing, but the folks at Adam & Eve and X-Play are upping the ante for the upcoming release of “Not Bewitched XXX.” The movie already has two trailers and they’re planning to release a new one each week until the DVD is released next month (version number two is below) at which point you will probably have seen every second of the feature that does not contain actual sex. The movie does boast an all-star cast and a very convincing laugh track—plus, Nina Hartley as a redhead!—so there are some reasons to get excited. Just don’t lose your Darrens over it.

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· Not Bewitched XXX Trailer 2 (YouTube)
· Official Site (notbewitchedxxx.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan’s “Creampie Explosions 3″ (Yes, they said it couldn’t be made), the 5′10″ Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again. Join us after the gap for more popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

Elson and Sascha - America’s hardest-working male German porn performer! - discuss an issue common to every couple: whither creampie?

Across town, tiny Destiny dons a kabuki mask and a strap-on (read my article in September’s Atlantic Monthly: Rejected Kiss Army Accessories) for David Aaron Clark’s “Asia Noir 6.”

The striking Coco Velvett slowly melted into that couch for the next 45 minutes as Destiny turned into a demon.

In posh Bel-Air, bite-sized Teagan modeled her new breasts for photographer Holly Randall. “They actually bunce when I run,” said Teagan.

Meanwhile, Roxy DeVille says, “Hello, Fleshbot Readers!”

“People would tell me about your ass, Teagan, ” said the towering DeVille, “but I really had to see it to believe it. Oh My Fucking God.”

Original post by Gram Ponante

As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan’s “Creampie Explosions 3″—yes, they said it couldn’t be made—the 5′10″ Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again.

Join us after the gap for more Popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

. . .

Elson and Sascha—America’s hardest-working male German porn performer!—discuss an issue common to every couple: Whither creampie?

Across town, tiny Destiny dons a kabuki mask and a strap-on (read my article in September’s Atlantic Monthly: Rejected Kiss Army Accessories) for David Aaron Clark’s “Asia Noir 6.”

The striking Coco Velvett slowly melted into that couch for the next 45 minutes as Destiny turned into a demon.

In posh Bel-Air, bite-sized Teagan modeled her new breasts for photographer Holly Randall. “They actually bunce when I run,” said Teagan.

Meanwhile, Roxy DeVille says, “Hello, Fleshbot Readers!”

“People would tell me about your ass, Teagan, ” said the towering DeVille, “but I really had to see it to believe it. Oh My Fucking God.”

Original post by Gram Ponante