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Herschel Savage is prying apart the petals of the wrong kind of flower entirely if he really wants to learn about photosynthesis. And he’s getting in the way of the light, too. His zeal in his quest for knowledge is admirable, but if he doesn’t back up a little and get some distance, he’s never going to learn anything about plants.

Maybe Sasha Grey, who looks pretty disgusted with the Professor’s lack of discipline, can help him regain some perspective. Or she might just be writing “Female Anatomy” on the board; if the mountain won’t come to Mohammed – well, you know how it is.

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Original post by pweasels

Golly! We love to watch girls kissing. Heck, we love watching anybody kiss, as long as they’re, like, totally into it. Wait…heck? What kind of talk is that for a bleeding edge sex culture site?

We’ve been inspired to new heights of gee-whizzery, we suppose, by the deliciously goofy cover of “Hot Teens Kissing #2”, which promises – to our neverending delight – Horny Girl on Girl SMOOCHING!

Seriously, how cute is that? Still, We’re worried about The Beaver.

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Original post by pweasels

Scots porniste Gazzman’s epic series of films chronicling the goings-on at an exclusive and thoroughly salacious academy for young trollops is back with another neo-Victorian romp through the halls and grounds of what appears to be the best school ever; “Young Harlots - Dirty Secrets” is more in the grand old private school tradition, but the movie raises some questions for us colonials. Mind the gap.

Not just the obvious ones, either – what is that girl about to be spanked for (one assumes that an upcoming spanking is the reason for her presenting like that), and why doesn’t she look either more or less frightened at the prospect? Or even where, in the name of all that’s sacred, is that school? – but a more far-reaching question.

Once you’ve graduated, presumably magna cum something, what line of work to go into, and what part of Monster.com do we access to hire you?

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Original post by pweasels

It has happened to you before: you’ve long prided yourself on your collection of hip, sex-positive friends and co-workers. Then, around the water-cooler (or what we at Fleshbot West call a dirtpipe), you are shunned by your colleagues for saying something unpredictably foul, like “I could get into that up to my clavicle.”

Or maybe there is just one word that turns you prudish. For me that word is “Cum.”

Not come, or jizz, or splooge (though I don’t like “spunk”), but for whatever reason “cum” — especially used as a verb, as in “Cum on over LOL — drives me up a wall.

So your job this week is to provide an all-purpose substitute for the word Cum, to be employed in every future discussion of this matter (by me, anyway - there’s no accounting for the rest of those people). It must be monosyllabic and useful as both a noun and a verb.

Now, on to prizes: for months we have been running this contest with no prizes save for your own individual glory, which should have been enough. But we have partnered with Gamelink to provide winners with copies (or reasonable facsimiles thereof) of the DVDs featured in each week’s contest.

So what will happen is this: We will alert you of each week’s winner via the comment board, and that winner will then submit his/her name, e-mail address, mailing address, post handle (such as Bento and Cloudcarrier, last week’s winners), and written declaration that “I am over the age of 18 and it is legal to be mailed adult material in my community.”

To encourage a free market, Cloudcarrier, you can only win once in a month. You think you’re Vladimir Putin?

Send that info to gram (ampersand) fleshbot.com. We will compile a monthly list of winners and begin mailing DVDs when the database kinks (and we anticipate plenty) are worked out.

Meanwhile, it sure looks like this young lady’s nipples have found a water source for her village.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Putting troubled teens of different sexes in the same detention center isn’t necessarily a bad idea, except when you leave the doors open so they can have late night orgies together. Trust us when we say that locking someone up is much more effective when the doors are actually locked. (news.com.au)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett