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“Californication,” the show that probably didn’t make David Duchovny a sex addict, has a lot of sex in it. After all, it is about a sex addict — and isn’t that all those people think about anyway? Nevertheless: even though it’s full of sex, the show somehow manages to be boring, at least during the parts that don’t feature a topless Brooke Banner. So what’s a viewer to do? If using TiVo to fast forward to the naked good parts is too much work, point your browser to “Californication Girls,” a site that’s slowly accumulating all the worthwhile clips in the show. Because why should you sit through a thirty minute show for four minutes of boobs? (Though come to think of it, we’ve done more for less.)

· Californication Girls (californicationgirls.com)
· Sex arouses little interest in Showtime’s ‘Californication’ (nydailynews.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Lest you think the highlights of the last two episodes of “Weeds” this season were restricted to glimpses of hot man booty, loyal viewers were also treated to yet another extended naked shot of Mary Louise Parker in a bathtub during Sunday’s finale—so extended, in fact, that the producers almost seem to be rolling their eyes at perverted celebrity boob fans who put their TiVos into overdrive every time there’s so much of a glimpse of exposed areola to be had anywhere on cable television. But did that stop us? Of course not! As Justin Kirk as MLP’s besmitten brother-in-law said when confronted with her toplessness, “They’re bigger than I thought.” See if you agree with him after the jump. (Note: Spoiler alert, obvs—and we don’t just mean Nancy’s boobies.)

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• See also: Finale wrap-up: “Weeds” (salon.com; spoilers galore)

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Previously: Previously On “Weeds”: Nancy Gets Spanked, Previously On “Weeds”: Nancy Gets Seriously Laid,

Original post by Fleshbot

If you are as old eternally youthful as we are, then you remember when television was just three channels and the best you could hope for when it came to boobies was a swimming pool catfight on “Dynasty.” TV had to be a lot more creative back then and so did viewers looking for any kind of jiggly bouncy fun. Do you have any idea what it was like to rely on “Three’s Company” for your dose of wild sexual hijinks? Then along came cable and the next thing you know TBS is showing “Sex and the City” reruns and Cinemax has stopped showing Shannon Tweed movies because they aren’t scandalous enough. The point is that you are spoiled brats with your 24-hour internet fuckfests—and that this list of the 50 sexiest TV shows of all time makes us weep with horny teenage nostalgia. Check out this all-too brief clip from our personal favorite, “Red Shoe Diaries,” and maybe someday you’ll understand the value of good soft core nakedness.

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· Mr. Skin’s Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time: Part One! (mrskin.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

newVideoPlayer(”/samsonshow_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 423,”"); “The Daily Show” has always wanted to perk up your regular evening TV watching and kick mainstream news outlets in the butt. So why not do so by recasting the Evening News with Savanna Samson in the role of Katie Couric? It may just supposed to be a joke, but it’s an idea could actually help CBS with their ratings. It certainly couldn’t hurt (More @ thedailyshow.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

At this point, wardrobe malfunctions are almost a required part of awards shows. In fact, if Pink hadn’t exposed a section of her duct-tape covered boob while performing at MTV’s Video Music Awards last weekend, well, we’d have felt downright cheated! (entertainmentwise.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum