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While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except “Three’s Company” [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that’s me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of “At The Movies.” You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?

Referencing puerile classics like “Raging Balls,” “The Wizard of Cunt,” “Live Free & Fuck Hard,” “Fucks With Wolves,” “Diddler on the Roof,” “One Fucked Over the Cuckold’s Nest,” “Midnight Cowgirl,” “Schindler’s Fist,” and the Japanese tentacle porn themed musical “The Sound of Hard Fucking,” the girls eventually review spoof scenes crafted around such pornified titles as “Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer’s Bone,” “E.T.: The Extra Testicle,” “Spiderpussy,” and “A Cock In Lips Now” before turning on each other in a juicy display of sapphic authenticity assured to curl toes and melt your new high definition screen.

What kind of antics does the movie include? Well, for starters, Bree’s especially entertaining as a military assassin sent to the jungles of Southeast Asia to liquidate Col. Dick Hurtz, played convincingly enough by the muscle bound stud Tommy Gunn. In the process of trying to fuck each other within an inch of their beautiful lives, they nearly demolish the set (accidents will happen!). Madison Scott plays a particularly emotionally unbalanced super heroine in “Spiderpussy,” unleashing a hauntingly ferocious sexual performance on Evan Stone. Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee beefs up her international relations credentials (pun well intended) with Latin born Marco, and manages to tackle thorny national security issues at the same time—with her tiny, wet, pink butterfly! (Lou Dobbs would be impressed!) And last but not least, Dane Cross apes a popular bespectacled young wizard whose brainy gal pal turns out to be a pussy hair’s breadth shy of a full blown sex addict behind closed doors. Baby faced newcummer Jewel Styles plays Horny Whoremoine, ever inventing new perils for her beau to conquer in the quest for harder kink.

“Bree’s Big Screw Review” is set to release through Adam & Eve in 2009, but you can sneak a peek with us right now by checking out these behind the scenes photos we snapped just for you. Keep your fingers crossed for another episode!

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Original post by DCypher

Digital Playground contract starlet and newly crowned Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya could brighten our day with something as chaste as a simple smile. Nevertheless, the nacre-skinned goddess absolutely insisted on stripping off all her clothes and fucking her way through several body wracking orgasms—once on her own, once with a friend, and once with Sasha Grey and Tommy Gunn. Yes, you read that right. Sasha Grey. Mmmm.

The geniuses over at Digital Playground did what any of us would do, given the chance to be next to such a history-making fuck scene—they captured it all on film, and then threw in outrageously lubricious scenes featuring insatiable nymphomaniacs like Fleshbot Crush Object (and the internet’s girlfriend) Dana DeArmond, German anal queen Annette Schwartz, and delightful fuck bunny princess Dakoda Brookes. And just in case all that wasn’t enough, they upped the ante even more with the dirtiest twins to ever fuck on film, Lacey & Lyndsey Love—you know, just for good measure. Seriously, is it any wonder that this studio is plain killing it while so many others are going under?

Around the third time we, ahem, watched “Stoya Sexy Hot,” we realized we might have a problem (or, dare we say it… an addiction?). But at least after seeing Sasha and Stoya tag team Tommy Gunn’s massive endowment, well, we know exactly what we want for the holidays this year. You don’t even have to wrap it for us!

“Stoya Sexy Hot” releases today from Digital Playground. And it’s not just a porn movie—it’s also a money saver. We guarantee It will help you cut down on your winter heating bills.

All images are courtesy of Digital Playground.

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Original post by DCypher

This past Friday night, Adam & Eve threw a grand soiree at Boardners in Hollywood for the decadent release of Ernest Greene’s “Story of O” sequel, “The Surrender of O.” Rubber clad temptresses bobbed in between a sea of media types, comingling with other rising porn starlets and quaffing mind numbing elixirs from the theme bar.

Director Ernest Greene and his wife, Nina Hartley, set the tone in full S&M regalia—along with nearly the entire cast, who were custom swathed in alluring and color coded latex from infamous fetish designers courtesy of Syren. Next to the legendary Nina Hartley, was Bree Olson, eagerly ttending to the guests every need. (And we must say, Bree did an excellent job of replacing newly retired Carmen Luvana.) Bree was joined by costars Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Claire Adams, Mika Tan, Evan Stone, and Tommy Gunn.

Jenny Hendrix, Veronique Vega, Aiden Starr, Satine Phoenix, and a virtual wash of new, blonde porn stars lined up against the media wall to have their pictures taken while Master Liam, Master Aaron, Master Joseph, and other L.A. bondage scenesters came out to pay their respects to Greene, almost as if he were the Godfather or the vampire Lestat. Throughout the evening, several small spanking and bondage sessions ensued—to the delight of the swelling but oh-so-exclusive crowd.

The evening culminated with a lusciously movable feast of tits and ass being paraded onto stage for a roll call, immediately followed by the one and only Mistress Claire Adams performing a grand spanking finale (one we won’t soon forget). It comes as no surprise to us that, after such a wild evening of incendiary action, Los Angeles burned to the ground the next day. Really, we’re just left with one question: does the delightful Miss Olson also play fiddle?

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It’s not every day that we here at Fleshbot HQ talk about a 4 hour compilation release —but then again, it’s not every day that the reigning Queen of Porn, Tera Patrick, releases the best of what she’s got for your viewing pleasure. Today, however, just so happens to be that day. The good perverts over at Teravision have pored over their extensive archives, piecing togethe the very best of what they had to offer into one fantastic release: and quite honestly, it is rather impressive.

Tera Patrick and her rockstar pimp husband Spyder get down and grungy together, but they also have scenes with other people—which, we must say, are pretty great. Some of the highlights: Tera gets drilled by Tommy Gunn while Spyder Jones services his model perfect blond friend; sapphic sweetheart Angie Savage takes a wild ride on the stiff prick of her rocker ex-hubby (a rare treat to catch given her aversion to boy-girl scenes); Sasha Grey turns out another amazing performance (as always), as do Nikki Benz, Jayna Oso, Paola Rey, Tiffany Taylor, Ava Lauren, Katrina Kat, Selena Draagon, Lexie Marie, Regan Reese, and Bobbie Eden (we’re tired just typing that!).

Our only complaint, if we’re going to be totally honest, is that there isn’t enough Tera in it for us. Seriously, if you’re going call something “Tera Patrick Superstar,” shouldn’t she star in more than two scenes? Still, we’ll take what we can get—and eagerly wait for whatever our favorite porn Queen offers up next.

Tera Patrick Superstar releases this week from Teravision.

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Original post by DCypher

If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love “O2: The Surrender of O,” Ernest Greene’s self-described “fan-fiction” updating of the classic 50’s sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of slavery. Read our review of the movie after the gap.

O2: The Surrender of O

“We hate to be wet alone,” says Marie (Nina Hartley) of her new, incorrigible slave O (Bree Olson). “(But) we don’t punish because they’re bad, we punish because it’s fun.”

Marie and Mistress Nicole (Nicole Sheridan) are co-dominatrices in a clean industrial space to which O has hied herself to begin masturbating without permission. And this is not allowed.

In the rarefied world of O2, director Ernest Greene’s “fan fiction” updating of characters from Anne Desclos’ “The Story of O” (and the sequel to 2006′ O: The Power of Submission), everything requires permission and everything has rules. But the consequences are supposed to be fun.

So what happens in a D/s relationship when things aren’t fun anymore?

Before we get to that, let’s talk about Bree Olson and Carmen Luvana.

In the original, former Adam & Eve flagship contract star Carmen Luvana played the title character as Carmen Luvana herself is; a steely, no-nonsense sweaterminx who was all machine-crafted porn-star curves. Olson inhabits the role in a far-more cushiony way. It is easy to believe the sub in her. In fact, as the stern (but fair) Hartley and the Amazonian Sheridan put O(lson) through her paces, hanging her upside down, smacking tantalizingly close to her most secret places, O looks like a delicious and yielding piece of dough beside the two more angular ladies.

“You don’t have to see the first one to get the story,” director Greene says. But I get the feeling Adam & Eve would like you to. The first movie made a lot of money and still brings in a fair amount of cash each month, which is unheard of for a porn movie from two years ago (which is a much better way of saying “a two-year-old porn movie”).

The sequel finds our heroine still in love with the man she left behind, having even lasered off his tattoo from her tramp stamp area. But can she keep away? And will Marie be her enabler?

O is a sexual tourist, a servant of many masters, and the story of O is what constitutes fidelity in the master/slave relationship.

So the movie opens with this zesty little scene in which Olson is nothing but a willing plaything to Marie and Mistress Nicole. And this is fine. BDSM purists will love it as will fans of Hartley, Sheridan, and Olson, each of whom represents a body type characteristic of the generations of Porn in which she started.

But after her workout, Olson and Hartley start talking (Sheridan has been dispatched to In-n-Out Burger, where she will return with a bagful of Double Doubles that the ladies will wrestle in for the O sequel in my mind). As in real life, Hartley as Marie plays an impish mentor, suggesting to O that her “maintenance doses” of whupping might not be enough to scratch O’s itch.

“Why don’t you come up to the house?” says Marie.

The house! If there had been a budget for it, we would have flashed back to 2006 and the strange events at The House, a full-immersion “lifestyle” chateau in which masters, mistresses and their servants live their roles unfettered by aspects of common living like phone bills, nosy relatives, and Jehovah’s Witnesses. It was here that O’s character was swapped between the imperious Steven and his tragic brother Ray, and where O broke Steven’s heart.

The house!

O swallows her fear and makes the drive, and in a quick montage sequence that would have made Stephen J. Cannell rethink his career, she gets herself gussied up for the experience, removing underthings, self-shackling handcuffs, etc.

At the house, O meets Rita (Mika Tan) and Regina (Kayden Kross), who let her know that Marie is the prime mover in the operation, not the fellows whom she lets think are in charge.
“It’s a quite profitable business,” Regina says. “For us.”

But wouldn’t that make me a whore? we hear O thinking.

“Don’t even say it,” Rita says.

Now it’s time for more sex. For someone who so clearly looks like the late-model porn star, Kayden Kross sure works hard for her money. Unlike Olson, who looks the part of a welcoming sub, the porn-glamorous Kross must convince us that she really likes what she’s doing, and she does this in a post-shaving interlude with Erik Everhard. She and the Canadian Everhard engage in some cross-border trucing that is all about the north/south reconciliation and not about fisheries.

But things are going tough for O. Not only is Steven downstairs making Tan and Ava Rose do terrible, wonderful things, but his prodigal half-brother Ray (Tommy Gunn) also just checked in. O is distraught, and Rita dutifully runs to tell Marie. It’s a goddamn henhouse with buttplugs in there.

“Oh, poor O,” says Marie when Rita tells her the news, as if Marie couldn’t have prevented all this potential heartache. Like God, a dominatrix always wants to take the credit for the good times, but when things go south, it’s all about your personal responsibility.

Anyway, after watching O endure encounters with both cold Steven and hapless Ray (the brothers have a scene together - in which they talk - where I almost forgot I was watching a porn movie, save for Kayden Kross’ ass), puppetmistress Marie orchestrates a reconciliation between O and Steven. She even gives the soon-to-be-couple a ring with the inscription “Freedom is deciding whose slave you want to be.”

At this point I was wondering “what gives you the right, Marie?” when O said those very words on screen.

“I don’t,” says Marie. “But, like everything I have in life, I took it.”

So not only does O2 illuminate and glorify good D/s relationships as healthy partnerships between thoughtful people, it also validates Marie’s unsettling compulsion to meddle. This domme is topping from the side.

While now and then a performer seems to struggle with the lines he has been asked to deliver, my only real problem with this movie is that it looks like it deserved more money. It was like having to watch Lawrence of Arabia on a little black and white TV.

Regardless, as a sex film, as a lifestyle documentary, and as a flesh-packed, English-language telenovela, O2: The Surrender of O is, like its predecessor, another porn movie that transcends its genre. Come for the Nina, stay for the Bree.

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ernest Greene
Cast: Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Nina Hartley, Ava Rose, Trinity Post, Mika Tan, Bobbi Starr, Erik Everhard, Jerry, Claire Adams, Marco Banderas, Nicole Sheridan

Review by: Gram Ponante

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Original post by Gram Ponante