Newseater - Adult Edition

Remember HeatSeek, the adult web browser? (How could you forget?) Well, the powers that be have released a brand new version (1.3.3.4 — apparently someone’s really fond of the period key) that’s even better! What’s new? Well, among other things, you can download and keep Flash videos from almost any website—including CNN, which is totes where we get all our hottest porn. Of course, it’s still PC only. So maybe we can’t have everything. (heatseek.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Do you need a way to watch porn (or, hell, surf any non-work related website) in the office without getting caught? Do you enjoy watching your porn through a teeny peephole, for that added voyeuristic effect? Like all good Web 2.0 apps, Vanishd lacks a key vowel, but it is also a fancy website that hides your naughty browsing behind another web page, which just may be what you’re looking for. We find the interface a little annoying, frankly—but you know what else is annoying? Listening to your boss complain about all the porn you watch at work. Check out a video demonstration of Vanishd after the jump.

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· Vanishd (vanishd.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

Original post by Gram Ponante

While the sales copy promises us that “Getting her top off has never been easier!” we think that stopping a pretty girl on the street and asking to see whether her nipples are “Needle Nips” or “Cigarette Butts” is probably only a good idea if you (a) like to get kicked in the nuts a lot, or (b) enjoy that special feeling of being arrested for harassment. Still it’s hard not to giggle at The Nipple Gauge, a titty-tip sizer that can be yours for a mere $6.95 and has not ever been Seen On TV&trade. The site’s got some amusing amateur GGW-style pics and videos of boob-measuring at—you guessed it—Mardi Gras, once again proving that drunken coeds and boob flashing are like fine wine and good company: two great tastes that go great together, and ones that are always rewarding on their own merits.

· The Nipple Gauge (nipplegauge.com)

Original post by Violet Blue

Some of you nerds tech-savvy individuals may be familiar with the StumbleUpon toolbar that you install in your web browser to help you find cooking recipes or vlogs or whatever it is the kids are into these days. It works on the theory of the wisdom of crowds, as everyone using the toolbar combines internet forces to direct each other to the best, most interesting links. However, like every other Web 2.0 sensation looking for VC funding, it frowns upon pornography and so (like every other web sensation) someone co-opted the idea to create a porn-centric equivalent. (It’s the circle of life!)

User-generated content needs, you know … users, so at this point, StumblePorn may be better in theory than practice, but if it works so well for every other part of the web, why not the filthy part? Of course, why do you need anyone to tell you where to look for online smut when you have us? Did we ever steer you wrong? Ok, that one time … but we were full of cough syrup and we forgot the safe word.

· Stumble Porn (stumbleporn.com)
Note: The site looks safe to us, but as with any service that requires a download and installing something on your computer, exercise appropriate caution.

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Previously: Hottest Girls Of MySpace (That Includes You, Presley Maddox), A Peek At The Peeq, Porn 2.0: Haven’t We Been Here Before?, Social Porn Is Exactly What You Think It Is

Original post by FLESHBOT