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There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world’s most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world’s pornstars is truly the greatest. It’s no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it’ll do. So who made this month’s top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn.

10. Taylor Rain

9. Sunny Leone

8. Belladonna

7. Brittney Skye

6. Eva Angelina

5. Mary Carey

4. Briana Banks

3. Jesse Jane

2. Jenna Haze

1. Tera Patrick

· Fame Registry (fameregistry.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except “Three’s Company” [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that’s me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of “At The Movies.” You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?

Referencing puerile classics like “Raging Balls,” “The Wizard of Cunt,” “Live Free & Fuck Hard,” “Fucks With Wolves,” “Diddler on the Roof,” “One Fucked Over the Cuckold’s Nest,” “Midnight Cowgirl,” “Schindler’s Fist,” and the Japanese tentacle porn themed musical “The Sound of Hard Fucking,” the girls eventually review spoof scenes crafted around such pornified titles as “Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer’s Bone,” “E.T.: The Extra Testicle,” “Spiderpussy,” and “A Cock In Lips Now” before turning on each other in a juicy display of sapphic authenticity assured to curl toes and melt your new high definition screen.

What kind of antics does the movie include? Well, for starters, Bree’s especially entertaining as a military assassin sent to the jungles of Southeast Asia to liquidate Col. Dick Hurtz, played convincingly enough by the muscle bound stud Tommy Gunn. In the process of trying to fuck each other within an inch of their beautiful lives, they nearly demolish the set (accidents will happen!). Madison Scott plays a particularly emotionally unbalanced super heroine in “Spiderpussy,” unleashing a hauntingly ferocious sexual performance on Evan Stone. Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee beefs up her international relations credentials (pun well intended) with Latin born Marco, and manages to tackle thorny national security issues at the same time—with her tiny, wet, pink butterfly! (Lou Dobbs would be impressed!) And last but not least, Dane Cross apes a popular bespectacled young wizard whose brainy gal pal turns out to be a pussy hair’s breadth shy of a full blown sex addict behind closed doors. Baby faced newcummer Jewel Styles plays Horny Whoremoine, ever inventing new perils for her beau to conquer in the quest for harder kink.

“Bree’s Big Screw Review” is set to release through Adam & Eve in 2009, but you can sneak a peek with us right now by checking out these behind the scenes photos we snapped just for you. Keep your fingers crossed for another episode!

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Original post by DCypher

It’s hard to believe that we’ve already come to the conclusion of the second round of Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but after twelve heated battles, only four pornstars remain. These women have truly proven their talents, and all deserve the highest of praise. We’ll be letting them rest up for a few days: next week we return with the semi-finals (and finals!). Who will be the champion of Extreme Pornstar Showdown? Check out the bracket and make your pick.

Round Two Roundup:
Eva Angelina vs. Jenna Haze
Ava Rose vs. Stoya
Gianna Michaels vs. Penny Flame
Joanna Angel vs. Sasha Grey

Round One Roundup

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Original post by Lux Alptraum

Do blondes have more fun—or is it better to go brunette? Does red hair make you fiery? And what about going purple? Luckily, we know a few girls who might have the answers: some of of favorite pornstars have gone through more than few color changes—if you ask nicely, they might just let us all in on the secrets of who men (and women) really prefer.

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Kayden Kross: blonde (glamourmodelsgonebad.com) and brown (action-babes.com)

Sandee Westgate: brown and blonde (sandee-westgate.net)

Stoya: purple (timdir.com) and brown

Jessie Lee: pink (altporn.net) and blonde

Lana Croft: blonde (nsgalleries.com) and brown (midnightprowl.com)

Belladonna: black (pornstarhuns.com) and blonde (earlmiller.com)

Pinky Lee: brown and blonde (fuckingmachines.com)

Miko Lee: brown (perfect-stars.com) and blonde (nshoneys.com)

Penny Flame: blonde (danni.com) and brown (maplebabe.com)

Jenna Jameson: blonde (angelicpornstars.com) and black (clubjenna.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Now that we’ve crossed the precipice into the cold heart of a lonely winter recession, it’s hard to recall the halcyon days behind us. Fading images wistfully haunt our memories like ghostly vapors, as we try to relive those days spent lounging and exploring new levels of excess—like when we had those 17 stunning lesbians come over to the sun drenched West Coast Fleshbot mansion in bikinis and frivolously frolic in and out of the pool in varying states of undress while midgets in diapers lend a vacillating air of depravity and absurdity. And just when we thought it was all a forgotten dream, Tera Patrick goes and releases her latest “all star” lesbian pool party movie… and it all comes rushing back to us. God bless you, Miss Patrick!

If our extensive experience in this area has taught us one thing, it’s that we can’t bring this many lascivious porn stars together without them eventually fucking each other senseless. And, as we’d expect, Tera Patrick, Daisy Marie, Daisy Dukes, Madison Scott, Kayla Paige, Angie Savage, Mya Luanna, Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Maya Gates, Shawna Lenee, and several of their friends do exactly that, stripping out of their bikinis and lapping away at each other like kittens enjoying seventeen fresh bowls of cream. The results are disturbingly good, making us feel as immoral and decadent as an AIG executive with a golden parachute after the bail out. Move over, Hef—Tera wants to show you what the grotto should look like every single day of the week.

If anything, Tera’s given us hope in a way that even our President Elect can only allude to. While most of us will have to tighten our belts this holiday season, finding pleasure in the simple joys of life, we can always look forward to history repeating itself. Our eyes are glassy after watching these lovely ladies work themselves into a frenzy, dreaming of a time when we will once again be able to blaze up our medical grade hydroponic with freshly minted hundred dollar bills. In fact, with ideas this good, we’re thinking Tera for Prez 2012. You with us?

“Tera Patrick’s Pool Party” is available this week.

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· Teravision (teravision.com)

Original post by DCypher