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After a wild night of ass smoothies and gape rimming, we can sometimes feel a bit worn out and overstimulated. (Who wouldn’t?) In times like those, sometimes we need to forgo the craziness for a while and just get back to basics—and what’s more basic than a nice pair of jugs and a big hard cock? Yup, some good old fashioned boob banging is always good for curing what ails us. (Sure, some might call it “tittty fucking”, but that always sounded sort of sixth grade to us. And note that we said boob banging, not boob punching. Like we said, we’re trying to get back to the basics here.)

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Original post by Lux Nightmare

There’s a lot of talk this time of year about wedding season, but being the sexual mavericks that we are we’ve never been all that big on that particular institution. Then again, we do like getting invited to weddings and eating all that yummy cake. (Mmm, cake.) And there’s that whole honeymoon sex video thing: after all, a June bride never looks lovelier than she does when her dress is hiked up to her waist as she’s getting pounded in a fancy hotel room somewhere. And what better way to break in that video camera your uncle gave you as a present?

Check out our selection of the top ten hottest honeymoon videos after the jump. A wistful tear may not be the only thing you’ll find yourself wiping away.

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Original post by Lux Nightmare

It’s that time of year again … time to kick back with a nice tall glass of Night Train fine champagne and reflect on all our professional accomplishments of the last twelve months, Fortunately, what professional accomplishments we can lay claim to generally involve looking at gorgeous naked babes, which always makes our year-end wrapup of the top ten crush objects who set our hearts a-flutter a particularly pleasant task.

This year’s crush object list was derived from a secret formula involving nominations by Fleshbot contributors; number of times they were mentioned on the site; a patented coefficient extracted from each subject’s astrological chart; and a subjective measure of how much each one of us wanted to date and/or cook a morning after breakfast for each one of the crush objects in question. Find out who they are after the jump.

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10.

Pixie Pearl
According to a certain member of the Fleshbot staff, Burning Angel’s Pixie Pearl is “the girl that keeps me up at night.” No, we won’t tell you who it is … but Pixie, if a certain Fleshbot staff member approaches you in public sometime and throws herself at your feet in an insomniac frenzy, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

9.

Monique Alexander
Vivid’s wonderful contract star actually smiles at the camera. Who does that anymore? We applaud her courage in not sticking her finger coyly in her mouth at every opportunity and slapping her own ass. We would like to reserve that right for ourselves.

8.

Brandi Belle
The always delightful Brandi Belle manages to set herself apart from all those other amateur and solo gal sites out there by a geeky sense of humor and some genuinely hot setups for her videos. If her stunts haven’t made the initials “CFNM” sexy for you … well, you haven’t been paying close enough attention.

7.

Jenny Hendrix
The hardest-working woman in porn, Jenny Hendrix hasn’t even taken a nap since July. The world recently teetered at the brink of the abyss when she toyed with the idea of getting new boobs, but she has decided against it for the time being. At 22, she has at least three more months before things start going horribly wrong.

6.

Sophie Howard
It was hard to pick up a lad mag this year without running smack into Sophie Howard’s magnificent rack. Fortunately, running into Sophie Howard’s rack is something we can’t see ourselves getting sick of anytime soon.

5.
Eve (”Iga”) Wyrwal
It came from Poland … the mysterious Eve Wyrwal, that is, who was suddenly everywhere you looked on the babelog scene as “Iga” this fall and then started appearing under her even more consonant-heavy modeling name in the pages of lad mags not long after. Whatever she decides to call herself, we hope she sticks around for a while. (As long as she doesn’t keep adding to her aliases; we’re having a hard enough time keeping track of her appearances as it is.)

4.
Stoya
Stoya is more than just Digital Playground’s attempt at going Alt (whatever that means), but her non-mainstream porn pedigree is so much different—God’s Girls, Lzrbunny—from the Hawaiian Tropics via Hooters route taken by Jesse Jane that she is already the highest-profile contract girl with tats since Janine Lindemulder and the recently-departed Sophia Santi.

3.

Maria Ozawa
Maria Ozawa would have made Bill Murray’s character in “Lost in Translation” stay in Japan. (So what if she’s half Canadian?)

2.

Gianna Michaels
Had Michaels been around at the time of the great Renaissance artists no work would have been done, aside from them crawling over each other to get at her. (Save for Michelangelo of course; he didn’t go in for the boobies. Well, more for us.)

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Sasha Grey
Next year Sasha Grey turns 20, and she will no longer be America’s Sexy Mopey Teen. Luckily for us there is the Porno-Indistrial Complex which will ensure that she is in pigtails and plaid skirts until she’s at least 26. With luck, by then she will have blown up Chatsworth.

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See also Fleshbot’s Crush Object Hall Of Fame:

2005’s Crush Object Of The Year

Joanna Angel

2006’s Crush Object Of The Year

Dana DeArmond

(And all the other crush objects who made our 2005 and 2006 lists. We’ll always have a place in our hearts for you too.)

Original post by FLESHBOT

Sure, you might think that having a big dick and perfect abs and the ability to cum on cue is all it takes to become a Fleshbot Crush Object, but it’s not quite that simple: in compiling this year’s list of the top ten performers who made our blossoms tingle, we took other, more ineffable factors into account as well, like Who’d We Most Like To Have A Beer With or Who We’d Most Like To Invite Over Our Place To Watch “Project Runway”. (Of course, a big dick and perfect abs and an ability to cum on cue don’t hurt either. Ineffability can only get you so far.)

See who made the cut after the jump.

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10.

Kurt Wild
Former Corbin Fisher/ChaosMen regular Kurt Wild got what many of his cohorts in the online porn scene would’ve killed for: a last name, a spread in Freshman magazine, and featured roles in Falcon’s “Endless Crush”, Jerry Douglas’ “Brotherhood” and Michael Lucas’ “The Gigolo”. Funny, but you’d never know from the way he moans “Fuck my little ass!” that he’s married with two kids …

9.

Pierre Fitch
Proving that he’s no twink in the pan (which sounds kinda delicious, actually), Pierre Fitch returned after a brief hiatus this year with a newly relaunched website and a new production company. Ain’t it nice to see what a fine young man he’s turning out to be?

8.

Vinnie D’Angelo
We’ve said it several times before: We think Vinnie D’Angelo is the handsomest man in porn. We’ll say it again: He really is.

7.

Tiger Tyson
Like many of his porn colleagues, what Tiger Tyson really wanted to do in 2007 was direct. Fortunately, that didn’t stop him from doing what made us fall for him all those years ago in the first place: proving that he’s one of porn’s most dynamic performers too. Who says you can’t have it all?

6.

Damien Crosse
Damien Crosse is one of those pornstars you just know would make great boyfriend material, the kind who would always remember your anniversary and who you’d be proud to take home to meet Mom. Oh, and the kind of boyfriend who you’d be happy to stay in bed with for weeks on end. (Yes, we know he’s taken … but we can dream, can’t we?)

5.

Chris Rockway
We’re not automatically fans of every straight guy on the gay-for-pay porn circuit, but there’s something about Randy Blue’s impish trophy stud Chris Rockway that we just can’t resist. Maybe it’s that not-so-impish ass of his … and the fact that we finally got the chance to see him get poked in it before the year was over.

4.

Arpad Miklos
Arpad Miklos is one of those performers who’s easy to take for granted, since he’s shows up in so many different productions … usually when the script requires a beefy, hairy babydaddy type with an uncut cock that won’t quit. Which, considering how often we hanker for that kind of thing ourselves, is definitely not a bad thing.

3.

Zack Randall
Zack Randall was another performer who was pretty much everywhere in 2007, making the jump from a bunch of online porn sites to the big leagues and being crowned Freshman of the Year. Considering the fact that we’ve watched him in action so often and seen him covered with just about wet and sticky substance we can think of, you’d think he would’ve overstayed his welcome by now; somehow, though, we have the feeling the best is yet to come.

2.

Diesel Washington
“Dear Diary: Last night I dreamt that Diesel Washington picked me up (literally!) at the urinal of a sleazy leather bar somewhere on the West Side Highway and flung me over his shoulder and took me back to his apartment, where we pissed all over each other and fucked like crazed weasels for hours before passing out in a tangled heap on his fire escape. Then we woke up and played videogames for the rest of the day. What does it all mean?”

1.

Steve Cruz
So, what becomes a Fleshbot Crush Object most? Look no further than the fun-sized and furry Steve Cruz, yet another performer who was pretty much everywhere over the past twelve months and who we just couldn’t get enough of. We also like the fact that he’s been considerate enough to contact us every time we’ve mentioned him on Fleshbot, whether via an email message or a note in the comments. Hey Steve, if you’re reading this … mind including your phone number next time? (Yes, we are that shameless.)

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Previously: Gay Fleshbot’s Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2006, 2005 Dreamboats Of The Year

Original post by FLESHBOT

Other people’s top ten lists are always a dicey proposition no matter what the subject matter is, but especially where amateur exhibitionists on YouTube are concerned: with an entire generation of camcorder-wielding hotties exposing themselves while the latest Beyoné track blares tinnily in the background, how can anyone determine which are the best among them? That said, we think the folks at Uber.com did a pretty good job in collecting this assortment of clips which definitely deserve a place in anyone’s fall of fame. They may not be your top ten, but they’d probably at least rank in our top one hundred if we ever get the opportunity to put a list like this together ourselves.

· “Viva La Cam: Top 10 Web Cam Performances” (uber.com)
· Above: CoatsyNI takes it off

Original post by FLESHBOT