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The cover of “Icon” informs us of two very important things. The first is that Hillary Scott is “just a girl with a dream”—what, precisely, that dream is is not explained, but we suspect that it has something to do with cocks. Secondly, the cover informs us that an icon is “one who is the object of great attention and devotion.” We believe this is what’s known as “foreshadowing.”

Throughout the three hours of the feature, you see, Hillary Scott is adored and devoted (sexually, even!). In at the spa, in a dungeon, in a theater, with girls, with boys, with both, in her pussy, in her ass, and sometimes both at once—it’s all about Hillary (even in the middle of an orgy, the girl still manages to steal all the focus). And when it’s not about Hillary fucking, it’s about Hillary making a movie: in between the sex scenes, we’re treated to scenes of Hillary and her crew making the movie. You see, Hillary’s not just an icon because she knows how to fuck; she’s an icon because she knows how to make fuck films.

There is also a music video about halfway through the feature, we’re not quite sure what it has to do with Hillary Scott, iconography, or fucking, so you should probably feel free to skip over it in search of sexier fare.

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Should you find yourself unsatisfied by the three hour feature alone, there are three (three!) extra discs included in the package for extra titillation. What, pray tell, is the content of these discs? Special features contains standard fare (behind the scenes footage, a music video, trailers, and photos), bonus discs one and two are loaded up with scenes from other movies Hillary has been in. See, Hillary isn’t just an icon because she made a three hour epic porn: she’s an icon because she’s been in many other fuck films, too!

Really, the only question that one need ask is this: “Do I like Hillary Scott?” Because if the answer is yes, this DVD is a must have. And if it’s not, well—we’re sure they’ll come out with “Sasha Grey: Icon” sooner or later.

· Buy “Icon” (sexz.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Call us crazy, but we’re pretty sure that when sultry sexpot Nancy Sinatra released her feel good pop hit back in 1967, she wasn’t thinking of the same city Dave Naz describes in his latest offering. For starters, Nancy swears it never rains in Sugar Town—and yet Dave predicts steamy precipitation in his fair city, with a 100 percent chance of fat loads raining down on scintillating young divas. Could this be an early indicator of global warming?

To be totally honest, we’re not really sure what the erotic artist extraordinaire is trying to say with his new Vivid Alt release. On the surface it seems like yet another flashback to a forgotten era (this time deep in the funky 70’s), with Mr. Marcus and friends reliving some serious blaxploitation antics, “Charlie’s Angels” style, once more asking the same question Olivia Newton John posed to her generation; would a little more love make it right? Judging from the looks on the faces of starlets Tori Black, Ashley Blue, Britney Stevens, Veronica Hart, Jada Fire, and Whitney Stevens, the answer is a definitive “YES!” Those extra black inches seem to hit the spot just right, as our brave girls proudly crank out one ear splitting orgasm after another, making the accompanying bells and whistles (or in this case afro picks, Mercury land-yachts, and butterfly collars) nothing more than pleasant accoutrement.

One thing is for sure, however-–spend some time with this gallery, and we guarantee that your troubles will be a thing of the past. That’s one score on which both Nancy and Naz can most certainly agree.

“Sugar Town” is out now from Vivid Alt.

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· Vivid Alt (vividalt.com)

Original post by DCypher

You wonder why Wicked has waited so many years to release an eponymous title, but you also wonder why Kaylani Lei hasn’t been delivered to you personally as part of the bailout package. Read on to discover why vampires seem to be devouring condom-only performers in the California Desert.

The Wicked

A couple fucks in a day-for-night desert as Wicked’s vampire movie, The Wicked, opens. After putting on her clothes, she realizes she is alone. “Where are you?” she panics in the emptiness. “This isn’t funny anymore!”

Well, who said it was ever funny? She is soon dispatched with, a 28 Days Later-style burst of screams, blood, growls, and an out of control camera. Wicked vampires!

As the opening credits roll past the unfortunate woman, we meet a Volkswagen Bus full of adventurers. Among them is Kaylani Lei, off to the desert for a weekend concert after finding her boyfriend in bed with a hooker (Jenny Hendrix). I don’t know why she got so mad - doesn’t she know that Jenny Hendrix is Good Times personified and no threat to Real Love?

Then we meet Baby and Otis (Stormy Daniels and Derrick Pierce), shifty types who’ve suffered a breakdown in the desert. Luckily our heroes happen by to pick them up, though only the driver (Barrett Blade) seems to think it’s a good idea. Another passenger is Voodoo, a conspiracy buff cautious about weirdness in the desert. He is not taken seriously. In fact, the drive is so fraught with manufactured tension that we wonder why any of these people are friends.

Everyone is so nice to look at, though, that I guess it doesn’t matter if they like each other.

The porn talent pool is so small, and the contract star system so limiting, that chemistry is hard to find, even in a population that has interfucked so often. One thing going for The Wicked is Blade’s and Voodoo’s chemistry with Lei, Tori Black, Scarlett Fay, and the other females in the cast. And, when they’re allowed, Daniels and Pierce find room for “character” work.

Chemistry or no, the gang is edgy after a long drive, and strange things are happening in the middle of nowhere. Worse still, only Daniels’ and Pierce’s sex scene is filmed in natural light; everything else shows up in cold blue or red. This can only detract from excellent scenes between Voodoo and Fay and Blade and Lei.

In her motel bed, Kaylani dreams of being ravished by vampires in the desert (including Sophia Santi). Then she goes to a strip club with her pals and lets loose. Oddly enough, some of the characters from her dream show up as strippers! You wouldn’t expect to find such high quality strippers in such a remote location, either.

There’s other odd things going on in Desert City. Regardless, Kaylani and Barrett get over their friction and learn to love each other. Napping in the car, however, Kaylani again dreams of the vampires. Voodoo gets more agitated and, once the crew arrives at the concert, the stage is set for a bloodbath, as the vampires show up en masse for their solstice feast.

But it isn’t scary. Shouldn’t it be? Maybe the market suggests otherwise.

Since Wicked makes so many gauzily competent movies that seem to avoid actual inspiration, I wonder if sales figures indicate that being too good or too edgy or - in the case of a vampire movie - too scary might hurt business.

The Wicked’s twist ending attests to the fact that a movie with great production values and a competent yet derivative script is Wicked’s way of suggesting mainstream movies without actually ripping them off, a la Pirates. But what’s the matter with an outright porn ripoff if it’s good? The Wicked is a good porn movie but the vehicle of its story - the horror! - falls flat. I think it’s the condom policy.

Review by: Gram Ponante

Studio: Wicked
Director: Michael Raven
Cast: Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels, Mikayla Mendez, Annabelle Lee, Jenny Hendrix, Roxy Deville, Scarlett Fay, Sophia Santi, Tori Black, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Barrett Blade, Barry Scott, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Johnny Castle, Rocco Reed, Voodoo

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· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy “The Wicked” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

John Leslie may have come of age as a pornographer in very a different time, yet he’s managed to both stay relevant in an era of in-your-face reality porn and put his homegrown style to good use, thriving amongst a generation with absolutely no memory of Leslie as the original pornstar turned director. (Fun fact: this AVN Hall of Fame director was first known as an AVN Award winning performer, racking up a string of awards and recognition for his skillful swordplay throughout the tumultuous eighties).

Any thought you might have of Leslie as an acceptably hoary fellow, equal parts low grade perv and garrulously avuncular, go out the window when confronted with the films he’s created for our fapping pleasure. He’s a heavyweight, through and through — and that’s why ths Evil Angel director has continued to impress us with his abilities, year after year. He easily vaults over the gaping maw of the generational gap, using his old school wisdom to see the sweet cracks of the new school properly waxed.

As an example, we invite you to take a look at his latest release, “The Voyeur 35.” Leslie lovingly pairs sweet young newcummer Tori Black with about a foot and a half of rock hard black fuckstick, then sits back and watches as she eagerly rearrange her insides with it. While younger directors haplessly grope around in search of a style to knock off or glom onto, navigating their way through the sea of unwritten laws of pornography, Leslie’s steady hand invisibly steers us through all obstacles, allowing us to enjoy the good stuff (and busy our own hands with more important tasks).

Chayse Evans, Rebeca Linares, Mackenzee Pierce, and Melanie Jayne costar with Black, turning in one scintillating performance after another (at least if this gallery is any indication). We’re still haven’t figured out if the voyeur in question is supposed to be us or Leslie, but one thing is definitely clear –- we just can’t turn our eyes away!

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· John Leslie presents: The Voyeur 35 (evilangel.com)

Original post by DCypher

In what he claims is his best work to date, Wicked Pictures director Michael Raven breathes new life into the hoary horror porn genre with “The Wicked”, a sexy retelling of a group of hot young Burners (is there any other kind?) who get lost in the desert on the way to Black Rock City and become embroiled in a romantic and terrifying vampire drama. Hey, it could totally happen! (Depending what sort of hallucinogenics you took on the way to Burning Man, that is.)

The plot involves Barrett Blade allowing his little head to do the thinking when he picks up a bombshell hitchhiker in the middle of nowhere; they later shack up in a hotel room together to save funds for partying. (You do know how expensive it is to attend Burning Man, don’t you?) Along comes supernaturally endowed Voodoo to explain that they’re in danger of being eaten alive by blood sucking desert weirdos if they’re not careful … and according to the trailer, that’s pretty much what happens. It’s sort of like what a porn(ier) version of “True Blood” might look like minus its Louisiana setting, but with an added dose of pornstars, playa dust, and LSD!

Kaylani Lei is joined by a stellar cast including fellow Wicked contract stars Mikayla Mendez and Stormy Daniels, along with newcomers Tori Black and Scarlet Faye, former Digital Playground starlet Sofia Santi, tushy princess Roxy DeVille, and Fleshbot Crush Object Jenny Hendrix. (Did we mention that we love this cast?)

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If nothing else, “The Wicked” should convince everyone that Raven is the perfect choice to helm the next “Lost Boys” installment. After all, who better than Kaylani Lei to keep Corey Haim in line?

• “The Wicked” Trailer (avnlive.com)
• Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
• Order: “The Wicked” (Adult DVD Empire)

Original post by DCypher