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Angelina Valentine, Chayse Evans, and Sadie West make the perfect porno world through the looking glass version of Charmed’s Prue, Piper, and Phoebe in Hustler’s “This Ain’t Charmed XXX” directed by Axel Braun. Sexy spooky good fun ensues!

Angelina Valentine and Jenny Hendrix team up on a demon cock and the results are out of this world. Both this chicks are nothing short of top shelf. They knock out an award winning performance working with what they’ve got.

Chayse Evans charms Alan Stafford’s prick to rigid attention. He rewards her dedication with a hard fucking that has her shrieking in delight and writhing on the floor like she was Linda Blair.

Marie Luv lovingly sucks Tyler’s wood while he finishes a work call. When that doesn’t seem to get him off the phone she mounts his enormous ebony love pole and begins to buck her tiny little wet gash up and down until she has his undivided attention. After soaking in all the love she has to give, Tyler flips her on her side and goes to work, prying open her sticky pink flower for us so we get a good look inside. When he’s done probing her sweet vagina he turns to her pucker and burrows his way deep up into her dirty bung. Marie really takes it like a champ, demanding more as Tyler plows through several positions lodged in her tiny rectum then dumps white rain drops of sperm all over her face and breasts.

Ryder Skye gets drilled nice and hard until she drools out of all her sexy holes.

Sadie West turns in another career changing performance. Watching her fuck is like pure magic. Pay attention aspiring porn starlets of 2010 – this is what sex is supposed to look like. No we really don’t have enough positive things to say about our sweet Sadie. The list just goes on and on. But you don’t have to take our word for it. All you have to do is get a glance of her in the sample set of pictures we snagged from Hustler. The proof is all right there. Hands down she’s the first one we’re rubbing one out to in any movie after that performance!

“This Ain’t Charmed XXX” hits streets this week from visionary Italian director Axel Braun and Hustler. Check out the gallery, then pick yourself up a copy for a spooky good time.

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Don’t flee, Dear Fleshbot Reader, when you see the word “Art” in the headline. I know you’ve been burned by fauxteurs featured in these very pages, but I’m hoping you’ll reconsider, considering Madison Young, Jiz Lee, and Bella Rossi.

Thin Line Between Art And Sex

Studio: Good Releasing
Director: Madison Young
Starring: Madison Young, Tyler Knight, Jiz Lee, Bella Rossi, Danny Wylde, Carl Hungus, Naga

Review by: Gram Ponante

If you are like me and Madison Young, you know that there is nothing truer than the concept of a “Thin Line Between Art And Sex.” But, whereas I sexually inspire the horrors of Egon Schiele or Edvard Munch, Ms. Young is like a rich photo-negative Vermeer, with the dark browns replaced by her glowing reds.

Young wants nothing more than for you to know that she is an artist but, unlike other pornographers wishing the same for themselves, she is not an asshole about it. Instead, she assembles a group of downright personable and attractive people to share their views on art just before they have sex.

So we’ve got the delightful Jiz Lee telling us about her training as a dancer and her moonlighting as an arts administrator before she gives the business to the juicy Bella Rossi, then there’s Tyler Knight, who talks engagingly and self-deprecatingly about the trials of being a writer.

We don’t feel too bad for him, because he goes on to fuck Young in a greenhouse.

You’re saying, “Grams, we’ve seen this over-earnest sort of pornography before.”

No, you haven’t. I’m just not describing it the right way.

Whereas those vaseline-lensed couples’ instructional pornos will be heavy on the interviews and light on the sex, and more often than not tinged with the boorish presence of the host or, on the other hand, a JM Productions-style video will feature interviews that are meant to ridicule the star before she is gangbanged, “Thin Line” avoids both pitfalls and somehow gets its stars to say something interesting about themselves - enough for us to want to have them over for a barbecue - before launching into vigorous sex scenes, which helps us remember why they’re paid for this sort of thing.

The vignettes that begin and end the movie are either a little over-or-undercooked, however, with an extended Dutch angle interview with Danny Wylde over a candle pentagram that opens the movie (the earnest Wylde gets to redeem himself with Rossi and Young) and a less-than-stellar bathroom performance by a Butoh dancer named Naga and her pre-”Lovely Bones” Peter Jackson-looking boyfriend.

But even he redeems himself, having adopted the “Big Lebowski” porn name Carl Hungus and claiming to be a “fifth-generation elephant painter.” A full 40 seconds after having turned off the movie, I still can’t decide if Hungus was kidding. That’s Art.

So really, there is a lot going on in this movie, which can’t be said for all of them. and to top it off, “Thin Line Between Art And Sex” is really good-natured, which always makes people look sexy.

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The porn parody you have been waiting for has finally arrived. Like a tiny, dirty time capsule it will tell the tale of one great man’s fall for generations to come, like Oedipus only not as gross.

“The media is like the weather, only it’s man-made weather.” Mickey Knox, Natural Born Killers

It seems like only yesterday that professional super golfer Tiger Woods was on top of the world. Then came the fall. The rest is, as they say, tabloid history. Even as we write this, the number of alleged mistresses continues climb more rapidly than an early stage venereal infection racing towards seroconversion. Mirroring this rapid growth phase like a tiny microcosm are the number of porn parody spin off’s, a walking zombie apocalypse of poorly constructed parody essentially holy unbirthed by the toxicity of the media event. The fact that two of the accusing mistresses are actually porn (escort) stars means that this twisted fairy tale was guaranteed to devolve into a living breathing simulacrum of Baudrillardian proportions no matter what happened—a sexual carnival colliding into demented Disneyland for adults.

Out of this mess, one parody dared to rise above the rest, labeling themselves the official Tiger Woods porn parody and claiming the controversy from day one. That movie was “Tyler’s Wood” from Adam & Eve. Directed by the ubiquitous David Lord, the parody de jour was the final contract movie for blonde sex goddess Kayden Kross before moving over to Digital Playground. Shot at the outset of the uproar, when news reports were adding details hour by hour, making the script an evolving work in progress, production did not wrap until the wee hours of Christmas Eve.

But can something born out of hype, wrapped in hyperbole, and spoon fed to the masses ever live up to its reputation? We’d like to think it just might, but in the end only you can decide. Which is why we’re going to refrain from too much commentary, leaving these exclusive pictures that only Fleshbot has to speak for themselves. We will, however, leave you with the scene order, so that you can work out who did what to whom.

“Tyler’s Wood” stars Kayden Kross fucking Evan Stone, as well as Diana Doll. It also has Tyler Knight having a magnificent threeway with Andi Anderson and Richelle Ryan before making sweet, dirty, orgasm inducing love to Natasha Nice. It is available now via the interwebs and VOD and will be out on DVD before you know it. Let us know what you think.

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The porn parody you have been waiting for has finally arrived. Like a tiny, dirty time capsule it will tell the tale of one great man’s fall for generations to come, like Oedipus only not as gross.

“The media is like the weather, only it’s man-made weather.” Mickey Knox, Natural Born Killers

It seems like only yesterday that professional super golfer Tiger Woods was on top of the world. Then came the fall. The rest is, as they say, tabloid history. Even as we write this, the number of alleged mistresses continues climb more rapidly than an early stage venereal infection racing towards seroconversion. Mirroring this rapid growth phase like a tiny microcosm are the number of porn parody spin off’s, a walking zombie apocalypse of poorly constructed parody essentially holy unbirthed by the toxicity of the media event. The fact that two of the accusing mistresses are actually porn (escort) stars means that this twisted fairy tale was guaranteed to devolve into a living breathing simulacrum of Baudrillardian proportions no matter what happened—a sexual carnival colliding into demented Disneyland for adults.

Out of this mess, one parody dared to rise above the rest, labeling themselves the official Tiger Woods porn parody and claiming the controversy from day one. That movie was “Tyler’s Wood” from Adam & Eve. Directed by the ubiquitous David Lord, the parody de jour was the final contract movie for blonde sex goddess Kayden Kross before moving over to Digital Playground. Shot at the outset of the uproar, when news reports were adding details hour by hour, making the script an evolving work in progress, production did not wrap until the wee hours of Christmas Eve.

But can something born out of hype, wrapped in hyperbole, and spoon fed to the masses ever live up to its reputation? We’d like to think it just might, but in the end only you can decide. Which is why we’re going to refrain from too much commentary, leaving these exclusive pictures that only Fleshbot has to speak for themselves. We will, however, leave you with the scene order, so that you can work out who did what to whom.

“Tyler’s Wood” stars Kayden Kross fucking Evan Stone, as well as Diana Doll. It also has Tyler Knight having a magnificent threeway with Andi Anderson and Richelle Ryan before making sweet, dirty, orgasm inducing love to Natasha Nice. It is available now via the interwebs and VOD and will be out on DVD before you know it. Let us know what you think.

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Following the world-altering “Big Burn,” a number of things are scarce: potable water, animals, and, oh yes, Kayden Kross’s clothes. At least we’ve got that to look forward to.

The 8th Day

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ren Savant
Cast: Kayden Kross, Amber Rayne, Bree Olson, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Kylie Ireland, Jandi Lin, Poppy Morgan, Tori Black, Violet Marcell, Krissy Leigh, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Tyler Knight, Trinity Post, Darryl Hanah, Ameatabh Bachan, Derrick Pierce

Review by: Gram Ponante

Samantha (the exquisitely nude Kayden Kross) wakes up from future sleep in a future chamber, a recorded message from her late father (director Ren Savant) playing on the future video screen.

“Possibly I died of natural causes,” he is saying, Jo Rel-like, waxing on about the zero-point generator he invented that he is confident will have saved the world by now. “I am very envious of my little girl.”

Envious or not, Dad, at least wait until she’s got some clothes on.

Thus begins “The 8th Day,” Adam & Eve’s massive 4-disc (two for the feature, two for extras) epic of sex in a post-apocalyptic world, part “2001,” part “The Road Warrior,” part “Contact,” and, what the hell, still weirded out by a father being creepy with his daughter, even posthumously, part “Blame It on Rio.”

Of course, the world Sam wakes up to isn’t quite fixed. In fact, it looks a lot like many greater Los Angeles communities south of the 10 freeway; places where bodies are meat, technology has betrayed Man, and where “In a lawless new world, sex is the only salvation.”

“My God,” Sam says. “What happened?”

Life happened, Sam. We follow her through the ruined, overgrown landscape. We evaluate Sam’s choices as if she were making her way through Quake, and we’re waiting for her MMPORGasm.

In fact, “The 8th Day” is unlike many contemporary movies in that it takes its time, and this is an unexpected pleasure. Well, perhaps not to fans of porn’s pay-per-minute model, but whatever.

By the time Sam meets Mel (Amber Rayne), lots of information has slowly unfolded, much like Krissy Leigh’s impressive labia in a desert shanty scene with Tyler Knight.

It turns out, Mel tells Sam in porn’s first recorded ten-minute dialogue scene, that long ago all the electricity went out, the animals died, women had trouble reproducing, and mutants with different attributes emerged. Sam, for example, has sex with some slimy Morlocks. Then we watch a three-way between some blue, caterwauling Gila girls. I’d add “Good Times” here, but I’m not a douchebag.

Mel takes Sam to the Elysium Fields, a desert enclave ruled by the charismatic Amir, who preaches against technology and presides over tent orgies. We learn that Amir led the angry mob that killed Sam’s father when the latter’s science didn’t turn out as expected. We learn, also, that Mel can take a double-penetration like a goddamn champ.

My only complaints about the movie are logical ones, which I admit don’t hold up against the copious flesh on display, but here goes: It is not altogether clear why Sam’s dad put her into deep sleep, unless he just did so to see his adult daughter naked. And Amir doesn’t seem all that charming, despite the fawning.

But the risks “The 8th Day” takes are admirable for porn. There are stretches without either music or nudity and where the plot advances by scenery alone. The special effects are parceled out with maturity, there are references to Shakespeare and the Beatles, and the movie trusts you to allow it to end without a cumshot.

There is also more creepy stuff with Dad, crucifixion, peeing on asbestos, a “West Wing” cameo, Bree Olson’s Blue period, the unsinkable Darryl Hanah, the always-dependable Trinity Post, a delightful performance by Amber Rayne, and the jaw-dropping Kayden Kross, who meets a bad end (but so does everybody).

“The 8th Day” is a great movie; how bad can the end of the world be if it’s got Kayden Kross in it?

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