Guys, if you’re clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don’t let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
As a professional underwear model, Danielle Bux clearly understands the proper way to look hot in her underwear. It’s just nice to see that there are some people who still take their work seriously. (dailypoa.com)
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I am not going to use the rhetorical tactic of hyperbole and say that “Sticky Knickers” is the most important porn film of all time. But I will say that the Pablo Ferro-style titles and the minor chord synthesizer smushings atop Kubrickian wide shots of bleak warehouse spaces and Priva in her underthings makes me think that the producers of the movie think it’s pretty damn important.
All the stranger, then, to call such an opus “Sticky Knickers.”
What drives these single-named Eurohotties to this warehouse where they encounter men on a lingerie-coordinated couch that changes upholstery between scenes? It is fair to say that only they know. Still, it must have freed up some money for a dialogue coach.
Each scene begins with some masturbation (for you, anyway) set to house music. Then our heroine is joined by one or two Eurofellers.
Why does the guy on the right look like a character from “Dick Tracy” if a lot of the camera angles suggest “Batman”? As Priva might say, “It is a puzzlement.”
The final scene featured two zesty, tasty women who nevertheless consernted to be filmed (and their scene to be edited) by a crazy person. The camera did not linger long on any body part for long, and I wanted it to. Compared to the rest of the movie, it seemed as if the day crew left and the night crew arrived bearing only a lime couch tarp and some meth. Sad, because I wanted to eat these women for breakfast and elevenses.
Just so you know, no one’s knickers got particularly sticky; they came off pretty fast, and probably dried by the time the scene was over.
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· Daring Media (daringsex.com)
· Buy “Sticky Knickers” (gamelink.com)
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Original post by Gram Ponante
We don’t really understand what this commercial is trying to sell or how the product will make us cooler or smarter or thinner, but it does have people doing stunts in their underwear and a hot girl and guy getting their clothes ripped off. So, you know … whatever it is, we’ll buy it. (Watch the whole thing to see what we mean.)
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ยท Photo of Extreme Fashion Stunts - Sela “Together Forever” Commercial (VIDEO) (trendhunter.com)
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If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars—or in some case, without the lingerie—you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there unmentionables and designer spanking rulers. Sometimes the clothes aren’t even there at all, which means the store is losing a lot of money or people are buying luxury air. It sure doesn’t hurt to browse though.
· Maison Close (maison-close.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett