A man in Brighton, England, has been given a restraining order and may not go with 100 yards of his girlfriend’s apartment … because they are too loud when they have sex and the neighbors can’t take it anymore. Or maybe they’re just jealous? (bbc.co.uk)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
We know that it’s tough to ask for help. It takes a lot of courage to admit you have a problem, and that you need the assistance of others to resolve it. And it can be embarrassing and painful to confess to a shortcoming, but when you do—when you learn to trust and then rely on your fellow man—that’s when you make a true human connection. On the other hand, when you seek sexual guidance by joining a site called the “Large Penis Support Group” … well, then you’re just showing off. (Or being delusional. Take your pick.)
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· Help Me Heather (gurl.com)
For some reason, I find it sexually pleasing to have my bladder pressed on, or to just have a slightly full bladder in general. I have been doing it since I was about eight, and it never seemed weird until I actually thought about it. I have never told anyone—and even lied to cover it up. Recently, I’ve worried it might be a fetish. Is it a fetish, and if it is, should I do something about it?
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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)
I am a little worried about my man slave. I have noticed that he likes to play with his ass on the occasion and i am not sure if he knows that i seen him do it. Does that mean he’s gay and if not then how do i approach him on maybe letting me play with his ass in sexual play. maybe he’s into it and is affraid to do it because he will think that i will think he is gay. I wouldn’t but i want him to be completely sexually satisfied . I would love to play with his ass i hear that is a big hot zone for men and they just don’t know it. I want him to be completely unleashed. How can i get my man slave to let me didle with his ass?.
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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)
I have a quick qustion what does pussy really smell like?
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· Female First(femalefirst.co.uk)
I have been with my boyfriend for 15 years and love him to bits wehave a good sex life but for the past 2 years he gas tied me up whilst i am asleep, at first i loved it, but lately ive experienced new things, mainly a straight jacket suit, i am a heavy sleeper so dont notice him slipping me into the jacket. last month i woke up totaly trapped and blind folded.. at first all good but he left me for 34 hours, i lost it and panicked.
i worried that one day he will leave me ied up
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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)
Once upon a recent drunken night I went home with a former fuck buddy. Ever since, I’ve been getting booty texts/calls from him – but only at 3 am when I’m sleeping! Don’t get me wrong – I’m totally DTF but I’m not sure what to do. Should I text back the next morning? Should I not say anything at all? Ladies, what’s the proper etiquette for a situation like mine?
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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)
i’ve read some postings about sucking your own dick and i was able to do this about a year ago
and now i can only get about 2 inches away and i was wondering how long i took some of you to
reach your goal.
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· Large Penis Support Group (lpsg.org)
Would other guys on here let another man masturbate them? This question is more aimed at guys who are not 100% gay. Would a guy who is, say, 100% straight, or there abouts, let another guy wank him if he didn’t have to do anything in return?
I’ve no real experience with other men, but I’ve often wondered what it would be like to wank another guy.
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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)
A few months before I graduated, a friend revealed that she had been lusting after me, and wanted to hook up. The trouble was that she’s in a long-term relationship. She didn’t see this as a problem—she was willing to cheat—but I didn’t want to be a part of that, and turned her down. She then played some games and got me to kiss her when I was drunk, and later flat-out propositioned me (again while I was drunk), and I refused again. Then we graduated and moved hundreds of miles away from each other, which I expected would be the end of it.
Now, though, a month later, she wrote to tell me that she’s “not over” me. Was I right to turn her down, or should I, as she argued, let her make her own mistakes? Should I let her boyfriend (and likely fiancé) know about any of this?
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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
So what have you been up to lately? Our Best of Sex Advice roundup took the a couple of months off to visit some kind of swinger’s resort in the Caribbean and is now being mysteriously quiet about the details. We’ve been saving up lots of questions in the meantime, however, and now it’s finally ready to answer some of them. As usual, they generally revolve around the one pressing theme that seems to be a mainstay of sex advice columnists everywhere: “How do I get hot people to do filthy things to me?” Of course if anyone ever truly answers that question, we’ll all be out of a job. But until that day arrives, we’ll take whatever advice we can get.
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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)
I’m on a kick-ass coed Ultimate Frisbee team. We are all hot, drink tequila together, go naked hot-tubbing, and reward great plays with lap dances. And each of us is at least 10 percent gay. I want to take the team to the logical next level: an orgy. I brought up the subject at the last team meeting, but everyone thought it was a joke. Can you suggest a way to get a whole team to be GGG?
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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)
My wife recorded me using my new dildo on myself last night. Being on the receiving end, I know how great it felt. When we watched it , I was shocked that I took it, like I did. Maybe things look bigger on video, but I couldn’t even believe that it was me that was taking a dildo in my ass like that.
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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)
My boyfriend discovered that if he uses a small amount of Cocaine and a bit of water with a .5 cc syringe that he can numb his penis, therefore lasting a great deal longer before ejaculating. When he does reach orgasm he says its the strongest he’s ever had and feels like he has way more ejaculate to unload than normal which he says feels great. Is this safe for him to do?
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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)
I’m an early-50s man who has recently gotten into urethral play. When I was a kid, I remember putting a small stick in there a few times, and that it felt good, but then one day it got all irritated…Assuming I am going to stick something in my urethra again (and I’m pretty sure I will—I am getting hard just thinking about it now), what’s the best way to go about experimenting safely?
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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)
Why is it that when I kiss my lady’s nipple, all of a sudden I get garlic breath?
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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)
Whenever i matstubate and cum, it never really gets out it really a very small amount of cum and also it drips out of my penis… Im straight and sometimes jerk off with my friends together and they all shoot and also shoot alot…
?? Is there something wrong?
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· Ask Rachel and Claire (babeland.com)
How do I know when I have had a orgasm?
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· All Sex Advice (allsexadvice.com)
One of my girls bi friends told her some time ago that the best head she ever got was from another girl, and that no guy could ever do it as well. Something about how only a girl knows exactly what another girl wants. That’s not true, is it? At least not ALWAYS true? If a guy and a girl both used the same techniques, they would both be great, right?
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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
We all have bad habits — whether it’s snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk? Try pineapple juice! Does the sight of vagina make you ill? Try being gay! There’s a solution to all your problems, even if you simply made up a problem in order to get your name printed in an advice column. Think you can pick out which of this week’s questions are real and which are pure entertainment? If not… hey, there’s another skill for you to learn!
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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)
I’m a gay man in my mid-twenties who’s been in a relationship for the past year. I’m having some trouble in the bedroom, and it’s kind of a two-tiered problem. I began having sex when I was closeted and in college, using the Internet to arrange for random hookups … I was used to having sex with one guy, then moving on … So now, while I love my boyfriend dearly, I’m having a hard time becoming aroused in our monogamous sex life. Also, I have a foot fetish, but I’m kind of ashamed about that, too. … I want to make things better in the bedroom with my boyfriend, but I almost feel like I need to be sexually deprogrammed.
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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)
I am 43 and I have never penetrated a woman. I noticed that I was “abnormal” during my “first base” at the age of 28. I actually didn’t feel anything but disgust. I thought it was because of the bad taste of the girl’s saliva. But further experiences told me that all the female mouths had the same taste. The most terrible experience was the sight of the genitals of a woman when I was 30. I was extremely disappointed by the ugliness of this part of the female body. All in all I had four “sexual” experiences in my life. Each time I just felt disgust and had no arousal at all. Am I asexual?
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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)
When we first started dating, I had a lot of personal stuff going on, and sex was low on my list of priorities. As a result, he got the impression that I’m very conservative in that arena. He’s sexually adventurous and, undoubtedly, found me very frustrating. Now the tables have turned: My libido has returned in a big way, but he is juggling work and grad school. He’s exhausted all the time and rarely wants sex, leaving me frustrated … he no longer lusts for me. He explains that he’s so accustomed to the “prudish” version of me, he now has a mental block and can’t see me as sexy anymore. … How can we overcome the bad bedroom habits we have cultivated?
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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)
For the past month or so me and my fiancee have spoken about a third partner possibly for sex and possibly for a relationship. She has told me that she wants to experience me with another girl and me with another guy. like most guys i’m okay with the other girl part, but the other guy part is making me nervous. I fooled around with guys when i was younger but decided that I wanted women instead. So it’s not discomfort about sexual identity but rather about trusting another man.
I’m not sure if I can trust another man with my fiancee. But I want to make her happy and whenever she talks about me and another guy double teaming her, she get’s really happy (and horny). I’ve been thinking about this for a few weeks and i’m still nervous.
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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)
I recently had breast-enhancement surgery, and there is a noticeable difference. My question is, How do I respond when people make remarks about it?
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· Dr. Dick’s Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)
I have been notice that some of the skin on my dick is starting to wear away from me masturbating…there is no blood or anything like that. Just the skin turning light in color around head of my dick. I think its my grip. Is there a way the color will come back or have i rubbed the skin cells to death.
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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)
I just started seeing this guy and things are going really well, there’s just one problem: his cum tastes horrible. I’m not the squeamish type, and normally wouldn’t shy away - but, it really is disgusting. Girls I’m open to anything, any ideas on how to remedy the situation?
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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)
I get too much attention from women. When I was out of shape, women paid attention, but not as much. Now, if I wanted to, I could get all the pussy I wanted. Single pussy, married pussy, all-different-color pussy.
Is it normal for a guy to turn down so much of the pussy that gets pitched at him? I am a tall Asian guy, six foot one, 165 pounds, cut and lean, 32 but look 28. But I like to go after the hard-to-get pussy. The easy pussy that gets thrown at me, I’m not interested in. What’s wrong with me?
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· These Tropical-Colored Braces Are Going To Get You So Much Ass (theonion.com)
That is why, based on my 25 years of orthodontic experience, I can confidently say that the aqua-blue, green, and purple ligatures I have just applied to your teeth are going to put you eyeball-deep in tail before you know it.
Trust me, nothing, and I mean nothing, gets girls wetter than a guy sporting a mouthful of tropical-colored braces.
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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
In the last few months, men in England have been arrested for attempting to have sex with a bicycle, a fence, a vacuum cleaner and now … a lamp post. We don’t know what’s going on over there, but maybe a certain governor could recommend some alternative forms of entertainment for these fellows? (telegraph.co.uk)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett