Newseater - Adult Edition

Perhaps we were a little too quick to label Fleshbot commenter sirgatsby’s request for bottomless girls a “special request”: it seems that bottomless girls are already the basis for a budding interweb community, or at least for one very infrequently updated website. And why not? Topless girls have had their time in the sun for, like, ever, and it’s high time we started paying more attention to all the thrills of their sadly neglected naked lower halves. Someone alert the lad mags— a change is definitely in order! (Although they might have some trouble getting this one by the censors … )

· Bottomless Girls (bottomlessgirls.net, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

Most of us here at Fleshbot were lucky enough to be raised by progressive, modern parents who never taught us to refer to our various flavors of genitalia by any other names than the ones you’d find in a standard medical dictionary. So we always thought that terms like “John Thomas” or “cooter” were more than a little silly—though it turns out they pale in comparison to some of expressions you’ll find on the fledgling ThingyNames.com, which was started by a husband and wife team who wanted to provide a “safe and anonymous place for couples to be able find out what people name their private parts”. Of course, now that we write about sex and porn for a living we welcome as many synonyms for ween and ladyparts as we can find, which makes the site a potentially valuable thesaurus-type reference for sex bloggers as well. So if you see us talking about Jesse Santana’s tralala or Joanna Angel’s velvet underground in the future, you’ll know why.

• ThingyNames.com (thingynames.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

You know, we’ve also always thought that a heart shape doesn’t look much like the organ it’s supposed to represent … though come to think of it, you can pretty much make a pussy look like anything if you stretch it the right way too. (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

Celebrity crotch flashes may come and go, but Paris Hilton’s vagina is forever. In this ever-changing world, isn’t it nice to know there are some things you can still count on? (drunkenstepfather,.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

A reader writes: “Exactly how it found its way on to a football fan forum isn’t clear, but the picture in this thread is intriguing.” We’re not sure where it came from either, but we do know we just found our new desktop wallpaper. (forum.football365.com, hit ‘toggle spoiler’ link to view image - thanks P.)

Original post by FLESHBOT