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Ever found yourself in this situation: you’re in a conversation with your spouse, and you find yourself wishing that your spouse would just stop talking? You know, they’ve been rambling on for so long that you just have no idea what they’re even saying anymore? Ever fantasized about the many different strategies you could employ to make them stop talking? Well then, we’ve found just the porn for you!! Think about it: you don’t want to shoot them, or hit them over the head with toxic chemicals… but shoving a body parts into that open mouth might just do the trick. It’s the situation we’ve all been waiting for—and if we may say so, it’s really quite effective.

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· What’s the best way to shut her up??

Original post by Evelyn Leigh

Beautiful Aria Giovanni isn’t just a topless wrestler, world traveller, and model—she’s also an experienced cook. And, what’s more, she’d like to use her knowledge of foodstuffs to help out those of us who maybe don’t cook so well. So, in a somewhat bizarre partnership with Hollywood Tuna, Aria’s offering cooking lessons via YouTube. The first lesson? How to hard boil an egg. Who knew something so simple could be so sexy? Video after the jump.

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· Hollywood Tuna’s Bachelor Cooking 101 With Aria Giovanni (hollywoodtuna.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

newVideoPlayer(”/Ron_Plaintiff.flv”, 506, 423,”"); What’s with all the pornstars on the teevee this week? We just caught a glimpse of Ron Jeremy (yes, the Hedgehog) on “Judge Jeanine Pirro,” where he and Ponderosa Sun Club owner Scarlett Schmitt were suing Nikki Nine for a breach of contract (and not a very sexy one, either). See? Pornstars are just like us—they can’t solve their problems themselves, either. Clip above. (more @ xbiz.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Until recently, we thought that Penny Flame and Gianna Michaels were as different as could be—but then we saw them together in a FuckTeamFive video, and, well, these two troublemakers may have more in common than we previously thought. Nevertheless, there are some key differences between the two: with a blog, educational porn line, and, yes, FuckTeamFive, Penny’s a very well-rounded girl, while Gianna… well, Gianna’s just well-rounded. Take your pick between the two: it’s up to you to decide who advances to the next round to face off Jenna Haze.

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Gianna Michaels: From “Everybody Loves Big Boobies Vol. 4″ (adameve.com)
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Penny Flame: From “Chemistry 4″
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Pick your champion: Gianna Michaels or Penny Flame?
( polls)

Last Week’s Winner: Stoya

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Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archive

Original post by Lux Alptraum

It looks like Richard Kern is back in Mexico, doing what he does best (i.e. taking pictures of beautiful women). This time he’s tracked down Ana Lucia, a lovely Argentinian model/actress formerly known as “The Sweet Little Ass from 7th Grade”—though she’ll always be the Sweet Little Ass to us. Like any good Kern model, Ana Lucia’s well versed in fascinating topics like the collapse of the Argentinian economy… and she really enjoys a good joint. Want to learn more about her? Check out the clip after the jump.

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· Shot By Kern - Ana Lucia (vbs.tv)

Original post by Lux Alptraum