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A look back at the week that was…

· Paris Hilton’s “BFF” was in Playboy? We are shocked, just shocked… okay, not really.
· “I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing #17″: groundbreaking, seminal film or just another porno?
· Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Zoli Suicide, and Mandy Morbid… you need more than that?
· Can anyone stand up to the unstoppable juggernaut that is Stoya? Ava Rose is sure gonna try.

· Who says big boobs are the thing? We wanna see some small boobs in action@
· Jesse Jane really knows how to “Heat” things up.
· You want to go deeper? The Cyberskin Penis Extension might be able to help you out. Or, uh, not.
· Fleshbot turned five this week! And what better way to celebrate than with hot, naked celebrity sex action?

Be on the lookout for some exciting bonus posting this weekend. Yes, we said posting on the weekend!

Original post by Lux Alptraum

A look back at the week that was…

· That election sure was stressful, wasn’t it? But at least we ended up with a leader we can trust. Two of them, even!
· Speaking of elections, say good-bye to the Bush Administration. Oh, and the one with George Bush in it, too.
· Her ass is so big, it broke our tape measure.
· Here we go again: Extreme Pornstar Showdown enters round two. Can you handle the extremeness?

· You can never have enough gapes. Especially when Belladonna is involved.
· MILFs loving MILFs, the way only a MILF can.
· Southeast, middle east, northeast — whatever. All we know is that these are some beautiful women.
· That’s it: we’re never leaving our house again.

Original post by Lux Alptraum

A look back at the week that was…

· Somehow, we (almost) went a whole week without mentioning Sarah Palin. Probably because we were too busy thinking about this election.
· Eight weeks, eight champions. Who’s ready for Extreme Pornstar Showdown, Round Two?
· Bree and Sasha, together at last. Now our lives are complete.
· Evil sex trap warehouse witch: like there’s any other kind?

· Vintage porn: we get older, it stays the same age.
· Is it wet in here, or is it just them?
· Well, we never had a teacher this cool.
· You can’t spell Halloween without S-E-X. Well, we can’t, at least.

Original post by Lux Alptraum

A look back at the week that was…

· Breaking: Serra Paylin is still getting nailed.
· Bree Olson and Eva Angelina are sweet as pie… until you pit them against one another.
· The horror! The horror! The… night of the giving head?
· Still looking for a Halloween costume? These girls might be able to help you out.

· The Germans love Stoya. Which makes them exactly like everyone else.
· Why, Nerve, you don’t look a day over nine.
· Bestill our hearts, it’s Chapel Waste!
· Forget diamonds: vibrators are a girl’s real best friend.

Original post by Lux Alptraum

A look back at the week that was…

· We found out who ends up nailin’ Paylin. Turns out, it’s everyone.
· jessica drake knows what girls like (and she’s willing to share!).
· Sasha may be Steven Soderbergh’s “girlfriend,” but she’ll always be a “Fuck Slave” to us.
· You’ve got a golden ticket… to dinner with Bobbi Starr.

· Stoya, Mika. Mika, Stoya. We can’t choose between the two — you do it for us.
· Kaylani Lei may be one of “The Wicked,” but she’s always been good to us.
· Decades later, sex still manages to be joyous.
· Dashiell quits talking about boobs and balls to go write about other round objects. We had a time, Dash. You’ll be deeply missed.

Original post by Lux Alptraum