The Wall Street banking industry may have collapsed in a heap of soiled derivatives, but that won’t stop folks from indulging in the little things that make life bearable—like $1,000 lap dances. Gotta keep those economic “fundamentals” strong, you know. (amny.com; thumb via Reality Kings via Ask Jolene)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
After the ten thousandth time you’ve swallowed someone’s freshly shot load, the taste of cum can start to seem a little, well, boring. Day after day, blowjob after blowjob, the same thing over and over — it’s only natural that one would want to get a little experimental and spice things up. Sure, you can always turn to the basic staples of cum condiments, mixing a little chocolate syrup or ice cream into your bedroom activities, but why not try something really different? Why not make a cum omlette (or, if you want to be all correct in your spelling, an omelette)? Sure, the logistics of collecting enough cum to fill a frying pan and actually cooking the omlette might be a little more work than you’re used to — but when you’re sitting down to a delicious breakfast of a fresh cum omlette, all that work will be worth it. Want to make a meal of it? Pair your cum omlette with an ass smoothie for a nutritionally balanced breakfast your mom would be proud of.
· Cum Omlette (cumomlette.com)
· Thumbnail star via Ask Jolene
Original post by Lux Alptraum
A man in Florida who was denied sex by his girlfriend responded the way any reasonable person would—he grabbed a gun … and shot himself in the arm. Love Being horny makes you do the craziest things, huh? (thesmokinggun.com; babes with guns via)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
We’re used to receiving a lot of strange emails, but even we did a double take when we saw the subject “world’s first testicle cookbook - aphrodisiac” pop up in our inbox. Yet amazingly enough, the email was for real: Ljubomir Erovic, a Serbian gourmet, has partnered with an online publisher to offer up the world’s first testicle cookbook as a multimedia ebook — complete with exciting videos demonstrating proper testicle preparation (and not the kind that Gianna Michaels is known for). And not only are testicles a delicacy (not to mention a delicious pizza topping!); as a testosterone rich food, they’re also good for getting “in the mood”. Provided you can get over the awkwardness of offering your loved one a delicious slice of testicle pie.
· The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls (book info @ yudu.com)
Original post by Lux Alptraum
The U.S. State Department is advising Americans to avoid Bulgarian strip clubs due to recent turf war violence between rival gangs. So, you know … that dream vacation package to the strip clubs of Bulgaria is probably going to have to wait. Shucks! (xbiz.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett