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The melon-scented squishings and sloshings of “Tunnel Butts” raised as many eyebrows as they did the front panels of our Toughskins recently, so we’re asking you, as simply as we possibly can, to come up with a better title for this movie featuring women with asses through which we’d like to drive our banana trucks. Could we find Busytown’s Bananas Gorilla for a quick graphical reference? No we could not. But that doesn’t mean you can’t spend the next week returning “tunnel” to Messrs. Lincoln, Eisenhower, and Hoosac.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

“Like the semen that gets devoured – ‘Need for Seed 3′ is – HOT!” stammers the boxcover copy of this gem that features Internal Popshots, the kind of xuppage that doesn’t get all over the place until after you’ve gone and she needs to move from atop the record player (no doubt moved by a sign from God, as per last week’s winner). But aside from the fact that the site of Mya Nichole triggers an almost immediate breakdown of higher cortical functioning, there is nothing about her picture that suggests she wants hers on the inside. Your mission this week is to find an Internet picture of any stripe that screams “Keep it in-house.” You know, like how managers are chosen at UPS.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Milves turning their adult daughters into prostitutes, and then getting the process filmed. Is there anything we cannot accomplish with our positive outlook and entrepreneurial zeal? No. There is nothing. Thanks, GawkerMedia-sponsored Anthony Robbins seminar! But now the question is: What would you not want to see in your porn? Fleshbot readers like last week’s winner worked overtime. Now you must tell us what would get you the opposite of off.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Dirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don’t do it, and their partners daren’t ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn’s ladder. In fact, even the word “rung” sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this title according to a favorite book from your K-12 reading list (and we’ll close out the Steinbeck category by removing “Cannery Row” from contention).

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Having never met a hooker with a heart of gold (and this is a singular tragedy), I still think prostitutes are swell. Morning, evening, at the Presbyterian barbecue for my Congressman - or anytime! But what conditions have to be met for a porn movie to advertise a prostitute rather than its standby whore, slut, or goo-goblin? I think it’s a class thing. Your job this week is to emulate Dirtybacon and come up with something thoughtful: please give us your favorite prostitute story.

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Original post by Gram Ponante