Newseater - Adult Edition

First Playboy, now Shane’s World: the pornographers are just loving YouTube these days. If you’re a college student who loves YouTube (and, um, also Shane’s World), you can upload a short video explaining why your school should be the next destination for the “College Invasion” series. Hint: showing what wild, horny partiers you are is probably a good idea. But remember, no nudity! (This is YouTube, after all.) (avn.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Hey, remember Britney Spears? Wasn’t it fun all those years ago when she was crazy and showing her ladyparts to everyone? Those were good times, but it’s over now and she’s back to serious music making business. Also known as “rolling around naked in music videos” business. You have to look really hard to find the part of this clip that “may not be suitable for minors,” but underneath all the wigs and dancing, there’s our girl sexing it up again, the right way. And also, we think, providing a timely and incisive commentary about the shallow greed of America’s broken investment culture. Is there anything she can’t do?

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· Britney Spears - Womanizer (YouTube)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their “Dirty Thirty” ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won’t be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed.

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• Diesel XXX Amsterdam (illegaladvertising.com)

Original post by Violet Blue

Well, that didn’t take long: San Francisco burlesque performer Lady Satan has unveiled the first of what will probably be many Sarah Palin-inpired dances, complete with guns and (hopefully) butter. We dare you to suspend the election in your pants. Catch burlesque’s Last Frontier after the jump.

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· “Sarah Palin Burlesque Routine” (YouTube)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Is ballooning going mainstream? Lots of people have been sending us this link to videos of people who like to climb inside balloons and do … well, they just sort of hang out. Or maybe blow up other balloons! These particular clips probably weren’t meant to be erotic, but we’ve long been aware of the sexual possibilities of steaming hot plastic air balls. It’s also how we discovered Mausi, a German woman who seems to be building a non-nude, but sexually suggestive internet balloon empire all to herself. What does it all mean for society and the future of human development? If you’re looking for the answer here … don’t hold your breath.

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· Mausi (YouTube)
· Mausi Balloons (mausi-ballons.de)
· People Trapping Themselves in Balloons to Seduce You (urlesque.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett